(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful siku at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a wingu burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t wewe see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a wingu in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can wewe do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves au I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the wingu block...
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