Kitka (Humanized)

added by NYCPenguins

Source: NYCPenguins

Kitka, now Skipper's Ex, angry . She is planning to take Skipper away from Marlene. Insult her as much as wewe can (If wewe hate her)!

sanaa ya shabiki

Penguins of Madagascar

kitka

Iroto122, fox_tamer_113 and 3 others like this

XxSkipperFanxX I'm not a fan of her or Skitka.. but your drawings are awesum! All of them ^^ Me:You try to take Marlene away from Skipper?! Nooo!! *covers Marlene and Skipper with my body* >.< I dun't like you anymoar!!! Kitka: Calm down.... ¬¬ What a crazy bitch....

EppofangirlXD ..wow. Good drawing!

skipperfan5431 I may not like Skilene..............but I HATE SKITKA EVEN MORE >:D

XxSkipperFanxX ^Yay! Same here! Up high! >:3

shadowcharmer WARNING: THIS IS LONGER THAN A RANT. Skitka and Kitka, the stupidest of all crap in existance. Kitka is the most hated piece of s*** in existance, (not that i dont hate marlene, she's third to die if Thorn gets a hold of a diaboligizer) if i got the chance, i'd set an arapaima (very deadly fish) on her (and marlene >:D) after using Blowhole's diaboligizer on it.. or better... RIVER! GET THE FU** OVER HERE! >:D i'm acually making pictures of Kitka after Jewel finds her >:D she's dead in the pics! *grabs Skipper's lazer* excuse me, i have some falcon-hunting to do...

Sharpey_Penguin Oh God .... Kitka isn't BAD!! What DID SHE DO??!!! O_o Skilene isn't even happening yet. You people are mental. XP

shadowcharmer ^me? mental? naww. X3 i have something against her.....

katharina1997 i hate marlene and kitka sry but marlene is better

OldWater Wow... I wouldn't have thought of Kitka like that. Huh... nice, though.

tortured....chapter 3

posted by spmana123

i was standing there, inayofuata to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, au do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting inayofuata to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR wewe COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful penguin, auk (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large crate with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my crate and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with samaki streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: chajio, chakula cha jioni For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell au smoke. His mto grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The zaidi he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much zaidi comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the penguin, auk moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let wewe sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are wewe in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the samaki and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did wewe talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of wewe as a son wewe know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask wewe something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do wewe like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is salama with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The sekunde past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The penguin, auk laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are wewe hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those samaki look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of samaki that a lobster, kamba left inayofuata to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those samaki Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico alisema sadly. “Then what are wewe waiting for? All wewe gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No wewe just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are wewe annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* wewe just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for wewe are not sentient. wewe just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But wewe just alisema that wewe know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: wewe lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, au thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would wewe define yourself? Are wewe yourself because of your actions, au are your actions based on who wewe are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes wewe are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hujambo that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are wewe hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! wewe make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You alisema so at the meeting! wewe didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do wewe think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to wewe talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic muziki can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that muziki playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are wewe all?"

Private:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I alisema in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do wewe realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to ubunifu the blueprint!
Me: Dude, wewe seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If wewe have any other maswali wewe can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the awali siku flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue alisema location. She looked at the clock on the ukuta inayofuata to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an saa early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank wewe Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell wewe who tranquilized wewe guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably salama distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Marafiki are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva wewe can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his kitanda and walked into the inayofuata room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his inayofuata recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene shabiki wewe will upendo her!) And i upendo my music, so in parts of the makala i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope wewe like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...