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Penguins of Madagascar

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kowalski

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Merkura, Private1sCut3 and 6 others like this

Zelda4Efas RABID PENGUIN ALERT! Save yourself maguffium (I think)

SaturdaySurpris Someone told me that Kowalski was made out of Chocolate

Matchmaker11 Run for your lives!!! There's a cannibal penguin on the loose!!!! *gasp* Save Kowalski!

Lt_Kowalski PRIVATE!! I had NO idea what he was doing there!

quasomeness How to control angry Private: *insert Skipper joke here*

carsfan O_O Im listening to "Canibal" by Kesha... It fits...

ILUVKOWALSKI Kowalski looks frozen to the spot! XD

krazy4kowalski I apoligize in advance: I had to say this. NOM NOM NOM!!!

iloveprivate In the episode, Private is trying to get the purple beaker from Kowalski, who can either destroy or save the world with a Time Machine. I'm just telling you if you didn't know.

Lt_Kowalski He's gone cannibal..

BenedettaandKo You're right! I wasn't expecting that from Private

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a coup of knifes ch2: where the heck is Private?!

posted by andresandru

::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...

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It. Chapter 3: Oh God, the Fortune Cookies...

posted by 67Dodge

After another somber siku at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private upendo each other." Marlene alisema bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't upendo Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...

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The Blood Night Chapter 9: Beneath the ribbon

posted by 67Dodge

"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, wewe won't upendo me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what wewe need to do to help others," alisema Skipper. "Are wewe so sure? What if wewe hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," alisema Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for inaonyesha Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her mkufu and felt ashamed further still....

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do wewe suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," alisema Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," alisema Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." alisema Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, mduara, duara that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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New friends!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP wewe TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the dumpster at the back of the zoo.
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Switcheroo!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the popcorn machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 8

posted by alex356

Me:well that should do it
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inayofuata morning
Harry:I am telling wewe someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were nenosiri
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary

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To all the fanboys on this spot!!!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of wewe guys feel discriminated against, and that wewe believe we fangirls want wewe permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank wewe all for your time.

~Lilly~

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 2)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and wewe just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to tarehe a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. wewe don't have to hook up with...

krisimasi part 2

posted by alex333

inayofuata morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what siku is it
Private: it's the siku before krisimasi
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the kitanda * wewe guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: wewe guys got to hide...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"I upendo wewe my darling." Lilly alisema blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski alisema happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " hujambo Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He alisema playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...

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I won't say I'm in love.singers:marlene and mittens(bolt)

posted by anna447

(as marlene realazes she's maybe in upendo with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who wewe think your kidding he's the earth and haven to wewe try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl wewe can't cancel it I know how wewe feel and who wewe thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon wewe sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...

The secret child! - Part 2: The confrontation.

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " wewe do know wewe have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She alisema bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will wewe STOP DOING...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in upendo with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...

A week with the girls!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the lemur habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE lemur HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little lemur cried. " What did wewe see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...

What wewe don't know won't hurt you- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. hujambo boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did wewe steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the Queen looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE wewe LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT wewe WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did wewe find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...

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Secret admirer- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for wewe for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, wewe don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of upendo au affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even zaidi mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...