Napping on the job Marlene?

The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do au die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a panya, kipanya again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have wewe ever...

Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope wewe enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” alisema Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few zaidi touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now au never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...

Author’s Note: This was requested kwa link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance kwa Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

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Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And kwa the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫

Skipper: *over the mic* “Did wewe have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...

Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a meza, jedwali in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever wewe are au your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...

NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: wewe kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now wewe make sure wewe keep the kids...

"Skipper are wewe sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey wewe want to be in at night...for wewe guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails alisema nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like wewe doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't wewe know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The sekunde guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy alisema slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tojo on their necks,...

Kowalski face flippered, "Now wewe did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what wewe got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski alisema slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...

SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do wewe birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, wewe don't give up either..." Cowtails alisema with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...

Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper alisema slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails alisema with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO wewe DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...

    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did drake find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and drake were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of dakika after Lorrie had arrived and drake stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...

> Now we realized if we're not alone here. We've Lost many relativity, Manfredi-Sergeant-Skjern-Leonov... everything done in fast and it just like they're called at once to the heaven so no one of them left alone in the world... no one except our Skipper. We hadn't anyone to ask left, only Hans who survived and Johnson is about to follow them... This night, Skipper will faced the real fear that he was leaved it for a long time... the lonely, and everything just leaved in one night so we will see... if everyone who passed out in this roman, was leaved Skipper... au took from Skipper... And...

> Walking through the freezing snow and chilled storm without any aim au objective was just a worst thing to do for soldiers. Un-Cleared... Un-Offical... Un-Expected mission that lead Skipper and our relativity to his fate were just already started. Now... We got a clue, just find the Answer 'Who's the murderer' and 'What's all about' may be the meaning of all Sergeant's words... The mystery was just started... We're hiding to the north... and east... and then we see the red light after we walked under the shadow...

“Johnson right behind you, Manfredi…”
Ebsjerk, Denmark
22:22 PM: Cloudy:...

Author’s Note: This is following the episode Roomies. Contains Skilene.

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    It was the inayofuata morning after the long night of tracking down the walrus-spy, Rhonda, and rerouting her crate from the polar kubeba reserve to the Hoboken Aquarium. While Kowalski tried to track down her crate in hopes of getting his unnamed invention back, Skipper went over to Marlene’s to see how she was holding up.

    “Hey, Marlene. Everything alright?” Skipper asked as he entered her habitat. Marlene was sitting at her small dresser looking into a mirror, which...

My first fanfic :D

Kowalski had just finished on the computer when he heard the door being opened. "What? Marlene should have been occupying Alice!" but to Kowalski's surprise it wasn't Alice, but a fox. Kowalski jumps under the dawati to hide "We don't have any foxes in the zoo." The fox, mbweha starts talking in an earpiece "The computer is in here." Kowalski looks behind one of the legs of the dawati "What does she want with the computer. She's never going to get in." The computer pings access granted. "I stand corrected." As the fox, mbweha is typing the door starts opening again and the fox, mbweha jumps under the...

It had been two weeks later....and skipper private and Kowalski were standing around, waiting for Marlene.

Skipper:where is she?!

Private: ......do wewe think she's not going to come?

Skipper then turned around and looked down at private, scaring him.

Kowalski: skipper.....don't take this out in private.....

Skipper:it's her fault that Rico's--

Marlene interrupted skipper and poked him from behind, skipper stopped what he was saying and looked down at his feet.

Skipper: lets go.....

They all begun to walk towards the medical clinic in the zoo, and met Rico there.

Skipper: hujambo Rico, were all hee today...

Some people here tell me they can't draw, so maybe these tips can help a little. :)

1) What Are wewe Drawing?
What I like to do is tafuta up a picture of whatever I want to draw, and try my best to copy it, but I usually add something different like changing flipper poses au expressions. If I want to draw something that doesn't have a picture on Google au wherever wewe tafuta pictures from ie: Private holding a fishing rod, I tafuta for a pic of Private and draw his flipper like he's holding something then if I can't draw a fishing rod, just tafuta for a pic of one. :)

2) Colours
I'm sure you've...

>> Well this part isn't important enough to read, but if u want, i might not deter...

“If wewe can’t decide something logically, follow the conscience…”
Alexander Isle, Antarctic
05:22 AM: Heavy Snow: 22 July 1997

    It was a cloudy day, the sun hiding from its own sky. So, it was began his story, the man (sorry, penguin), Perhaps today he was still in the womb, but tomorrow he’ll bear… with the worst destiny that ever had kwa all penguins’ kind.
    Today 22 July 1997, a large line of female Penguins slide in rows just like an army who...

hujambo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

That was one of the worst nights I ever had, I thought to my self, I need to get some help.

When I climbed out of my bunk I realized that none of my roommates were in their bunks, so I went out to the platform and saw them resting in the pool, they looked exhausted.

"Hey when did wewe all get up?" I asked

"5:30" Kowazi told me

"Why that early? I woke up at 10:00" I said

"For training" Private told me

Skipper thought he really needed to slap Private for that, but he held his ground, he felt nervous and paranoid again.

"Training...well okay training, I need...uh,...

( Author's note: the drawing belongs to Lt_Kowalski. I don't own it, but i wish i did, that's how epic it is)

*presses tape recorder button*

"0900 hours....Skipper's Log......

After the hivi karibuni success of my life's story, I decided to do one for Kowalski. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so try to keep this under wraps, comprende?

I did background checks on all of my boys when they joined the team. I don't suppose i did it thoroughly enough, because there's a whole other side to Private that I-.... right...this is about Kowalski... you'll have to wait and see if i decide to do one for Private.

Rico's...