Boxing Champ

Private: Do wewe have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do wewe have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will wewe take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish, til death do wewe part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will wewe take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish til death do wewe part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: wewe may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are wewe doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: This, as wewe probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this makala came from LeonardFan's scenario ilitumwa under the 'Final Blowhole Episode Title Confirmed' picha and Jedipenguin16's ukuta post on the club. I hope wewe enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are wewe doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on kwa leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

Soon the penguins began to walk. kwa noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each dakika every penguin, auk seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the uchungu, chungu cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do wewe know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...