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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a kiti, kiti cha and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a kiti, kiti cha and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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posted by King_Julien_fan
'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...
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At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are wewe sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: wewe have to songesha backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...
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Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 zaidi pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a kaa had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna samaki had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low wewe could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...
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In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't wewe say that wewe can pull your head off and shoot moto out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...
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*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it smelt like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the sekunde time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are wewe there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help wewe down." It was Marlene, the only...
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*0200 hours penguin, auk HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee wewe requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact wewe woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" wewe wanted to onyesha me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, wewe see when wewe syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I Lost wewe at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal wewe want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a penguin, auk when...
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posted by Kowalski355
Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 dakika for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits inayofuata to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....
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Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed kwa Kowalski. After a few dakika of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right wewe are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...
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Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," alisema Lilly, giving Marlene a...
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I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to duka for their needs. Julien and his Marafiki went to the Department Store and maduka makubwa to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He alisema that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't kiss Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his Marafiki will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the kiss occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...
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posted by beastialmoon
Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If wewe haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His penguin, auk friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which alisema (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do wewe want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...
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posted by 67Dodge
The inayofuata morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are wewe there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard wewe and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' alisema Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank wewe soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic mkate and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave wewe breads!!'...
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Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics alisema otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
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Unbeknownst...
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If wewe know me well, wewe will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the gothic classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, wewe should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...
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The inayofuata day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small meza, jedwali so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...
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