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Draw me like one of your french girls

added by Bitt3rman

Source: LisaThePengotter from Deviant arts

Titanic reference XD

picha

skilene

marlene

skipper

otter

penguin, auk

CoolNG90, Sw33tPoMFan and 4 others like this

ILUVKOWALSKI XDD That;s awesome. X3

Penguins_fan LOL!!! That's a trauma 4 life! And changing the point and gettin really pervert... SKIPPER STOLE MARLENE'S BRA!!! XDXDXDXD!!! XP!

carsfan BAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! XD XD I`M DYING OVER HERE! XD XDXDXDXD

pomgirl28hgm LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xDark_Angelx *Eye twitch* NO!

Penguins_fan ^KKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk agreed!XD

JediPenguin16 XD Now this is a proper use of captioning. Nice work!

ricoiswsome .......... Wait wait I think I got something.... No never mind.... Pinkie: What's a French girl? Don't ask Pinkie....... Just laugh and don't think or ask.

_Robot-Skipper_ What in the name of McArthur's scorched pants? it's funny, but i don't remember that...and I have all of skipper's memories, being his robot double, and all.

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Love's Conspirator (page 1)

posted by LtKowalski

This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May wewe be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them frozen staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold upendo for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...

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hide and go kill part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first penguin, auk i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone au a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the tembo habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain Cats and mbwa it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body

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Chirstmas part 4

posted by alex356

Skipper:what do wewe mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand wewe can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal wewe
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I alisema we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes wewe
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...

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KITKA RETURNS!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Lilly just stared at the door, heartbroken. What did she EVER see in him?He's such a JERK! Kowalski and the others can't stand to see their Marafiki upset, so they tried to help. " Don't worry Lilly.Skipper was just speaking out of anger. He didn't mean it." Kowalski alisema as he tried to hold Lilly's flipper. She pulled away. " Kowalski, if he didn't mean it-" She paused holding back tears " He wouldn't have alisema it." Lilly walked away, into the night.
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OUTSIDE THE HQ (IN THE ZOO)!!!!!
Lilly was...

Doris comes to visit!- Part 10

posted by skipperfan5431

The eerie eyes of the mechanical menace stared hungrily at the small,practically bite-sized little penguins. Then, it charged. " Hold your ground ladies!" Lilly commanded,completely serious. " But Lilly! It's charging at intense speed! We'll be-" " HOLD-YOUR-GROUND SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!" Lilly yelled. Kam obediently nodded her head and followed her commander's order. The giant Titanic monster neared the girls. Lilly's eyes focused on it the entire time. closer,closer,CLOSER---
" EVASIVE!" Lilly shouts. The four females roll out of the way, just as the beast got to where they were standing!...

badger Love: Chapter 4: The tarehe

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 4
         The Date

    Later that night both Private and Rico were ready for their dates with the badgers.

“You ready Rico?”

“Yup, you?”

“I’m not quite sure.”

“No worries,” he grunted with a smile.

“I know it’s just my first tarehe that’s all.”

“It’s ok.”

Before they went to meat the badgers, the rest of the penguins gave them a little talk.

“Well, are wewe two ready for your dates?” Asked Skipper.

“Yup!”

“Y-yeah, I think.”

“Don’t worry Private,...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 4

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER FOUR: In the sewer

"Well, we had our break now it's time to go back to the HQ." alisema Kowalski. He looked at Rico and goggled his eyes in anger. "Rico, wewe give it back to me, this instance!"
"Na-aaah!" barked Rico, hiding the gameboy behind his back. He took several steps backwards, shielding his toy from Kowalski.
"THIS was the main cause of our problems!" growled Kowalski, waddling up to Rico and waving with his notepad furiously. Rico threw the gameboy up in the air and opened his beak to kumeza it down, but he missed as for Kowalski made a sudden rush at him. They both landed on the...

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A Leaf from My Book (CT sequel)

posted by littlebirdy05

Kowalski stood outside his home, chest puffed out proudly, feathers ruffled, a rather goofy grin on his face, as he stared at what was before him.

"Is it good, Dad? Did I do a good job?"

Kowalski looked down at his son, a young penguin, auk with tiny tuffs of down feathers clinging to his new, slick ones, much like Kowalski's own memories, both quickly fading reminders of their past. Kowalski notes how long it had taken Kona to lose his feathers; a mwaka longer than normal, but just as well, it had been the same for him. Kowalski laid a flipper on Kona's shoulder, and grinned some more.

"Not good,...

10 things that the penguins should do and think about

posted by hey-ya101

1 I actully think that the penguins should get a new reacrute for the team. 2 Don`t wewe think that the penguins a team of ninjas should have zaidi practice and no time for goofing off and to have girlfriends espesally skipper. 3 If the penguins had girlfriends that they wouldn`t sleep with her like my brother reads about. 4 Ok I`m going into the Julien subject first shouldn`t they think of a plan to kick Julien out of the zoo and into another, I mean if their SO smart. 5 why do the penguins just throw Julien out into the woods I know I would [he would probably just call himself king of the bears]...

mbwa mwitu vs. otter chapter(s) 2&3

posted by nookehene

mbwa mwitu vs. otter
Chapter 2-
The mbwa mwitu
I felt my moyo skip a beat as I heard the weighty crate plop on the juu of the H.Q. We were waiting for the zookeepers to leave. We heard one of them complain a little about not understanding something in relation to our transfer. Once the zookeepers left an awkward silence filled the room. ”Okay, let’s go meet our new inhabitant spy” I alisema breaking the silence, we headed for the ladder. It was still early spring outside in the morning, I felt the chilly air run into my face as we lined up in front of the crate side kwa side. We waited silently not...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fourteen

posted by Cornflak

Rico missed his doll.

He missed the plastic female that was always just the right size for a warm hug; her long, blonde hair, her silent and mysterious personality. She was probably the only one that truly understood the lonely penguin. Everyone else seemed to just judge him; but not her. She accepted Rico for who he was, and nothing more. She never argued with him, and she always allowed Rico to have the first word in everything. If only there were zaidi women like her.

But there wasn’t; only her…

This was all very stupid. Pointless. Irritating. Depressing. Frustrating.

Rico could think of...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Ten

posted by Cornflak

Note To Self,

Tonight, Skipper decided to avert our attention from the gloomy situation kwa screening a variety of films. The majority of which included documentaries of different sorts of animals. Skipper seemed to have skipped the penguins’ film. I can’t blame him. The contents of that video were horrid beyond belief. Anyway, Rico appears to be well. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has already started to feel at nyumbani with Marlene. I can’t very well say the same for me, though. I miss him. But, I’ve also discovered something about our relationship. I admit that my actions towards him...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seven

posted by Cornflak

Damn it!

This was the peak of things…

It was time to confront this lust that had yet to take flight. But how would he do it? Kowalski couldn’t simply step out and say it!

Say what?

What would he even say?! Should he say anything? It seemed to work well for Rico!

This was much too difficult than it should have been. Why was it so damn hard?!

It was his fault; this ridiculous, complicated process of thought. This would never work out; he and Rico. They were so different from one another. He had often heard that opposites were zaidi likely to feel attracted to one another, but this was going crossing...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Four

posted by Cornflak

“I’m sorry, Skippa…‘fraid I can’t remember…” Private whispered with his head low. The small penguin, auk had received quite a waking that morning. He didn’t even have enough time to leave his bunk when Skipper and Kowalski confronted him. As promised, Skipper hadn’t asked a single swali about Private’s disappearance and injury until now.

“C’mon, Private, wewe can’t really expect us to believe that!” Skipper narrowed his eyes with a frown spreading across his beak.

The timid penguin, auk shyly moved to sit on the edge of his bunk, his head retaining its low position. From the...