Markiplier penguin, auk WIP

Hello fellow Fanguins, Lemur-lovers, and Otter... Wannabes,
It's me, just wanna share my PoM related thoughts that NOBODY else in the world would care about. Plus wewe are thinking "What? This isn't an hetero/homo erotic shabiki fiction about cute furry wanyama we know in upendo that are PoM? If wewe are still kusoma this and not offended kwa that paragraph at all, I like you. But geez, so many shabiki fictions guys. I haven't read a single one though.

So anyway I've been thinking about Marlene... And how she's on the onyesha for only one reason, The Smurfette Principle. A lot of wewe are asking, "The the heck...

A/N: I know, I know, I'm 6 days late. Whack me with a hammer and beat me with a stick.

“Ok boys, wewe know the drill.” Skipper remarked. Nodding, Kowalski and Rico headed to the left tower whilst Manfredi and Johnson to the right one. Skipper stayed up in a mti to keep watch. It was the first time he tried to lead a mission, and wanted everything to go perfectly. In fact, everything did seem fine, the security guards positioned in places where they wouldn’t obstruct the team, when he heard it. A low, droning noise, coming from behind him. Whipping around, he saw the plane heading right...