Penguins Movie Happy Meal Toys

*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. penguin, auk habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give wewe all something to look mbele to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of wanyama called the North Wind (Their motto...

Author’s Note: So, this is kind of a spin-off of the movie, A Thousand Words (starring Eddie Murphy). It’s not going to be like the movie with the mti losing its leaves, though. It will be a little different. Hope wewe enjoy! Please review!

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    “Maurice! Where is my smoothie?!” Julien impatiently called from his throne. Maurice rolled his eyes and picked up his pace.

    “It’ll be done in a minute, your highness. I’m trying to get it to blend evenly,” he explained as he watched the fruits in the blender mix into one color.

    “Well,...

Author's Note: And here's the inayofuata chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race wewe back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the penguin, auk habitat. “Uh oh,” alisema Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...

“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” alisema Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, wewe evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If wewe don’t mind me asking,” alisema Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see wewe have forgotten...

*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, wewe MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my upendo with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...

Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a fox, mbweha with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these samaki eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...

Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE wewe MONSTER!!! IF wewe HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...

V1. Young Private has a moyo of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now frozen on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...

this is the story of the penguin, auk team and their upendo lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF wewe DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T maoni IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet siku in the penguin, auk base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, wewe were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*



Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* wewe guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...

Sweet Pripper's POV

I panicked when I saw Cowtails, "OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PASSED OUT!"

I suddenly heard Kowalski yell, "AHHH! KILLER!"

I stood there confused. All the penguins came over carefully.

"Where's Cowta-" Skipper stopped himself in mid sentence, "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID wewe DO?!"

"I don't know, everything has been a blur!" I shouted.

Then I fell silent. Stupid savage side...

"Damnit. My savage side has struck." I muttered.

"Savage?" Kowalski repeated questionly.

"It's when I get mad. Then I end up trying to kill everyone." I alisema quietly.

Skipper looked at Cowtails, "Not sure what...