Private slap Kowalski

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old Marafiki too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly alisema cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, guns and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were salama on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

(The penguins imba some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed kwa repeating guitar, gitaa frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring wewe to your knees
It will make wewe beg for zaidi until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But wewe like what wewe see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what wewe need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do wewe wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly alisema happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly alisema as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much zaidi carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened kwa entering a nenosiri on the keypad - a nenosiri only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he Lost confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

A krisimasi Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the otter habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are wewe cleaning? krisimasi isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with wewe back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was uandishi up his daily ripoti to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide kwa zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a Candy store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

         Chapter 5

    The inayofuata night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No zaidi prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do wewe suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...