kawaii shishiko desu
Vertigo woke up to her Espurr trying to work its way through her blanket at like, 2300 (11 pm if wewe don't know military time). Why were Damascus and Farrah still awake? Farrah would've passed for dead at these hours on a normal day. Wait.... There was probably something wrong. She still wondered about a Gym Badge case....
Farrah was the first one eating breakfast, which was a surprise to both Damascus and Vertigo. Damascus was beaming and Farrah asked why. He told her that Vertigo kissed him... amd then threw up so that was why she was taking forever. Farrah almost threw up. She wasn't very tolerant to that kind of stuff.
Damascus was not caring which Pokémon he saw au squished (pretty much just Scatterbug died under his feet, the Fletchling all flew away). He was kissed kwa Vertigo, even though it was just a peck. That cut it for him. He beat everyone else to Santalune. Some girl with a camera came up to him and asked, "Are wewe challenging the Gym Leader?"
Vertigo was disgusted with what she did. Honestly, she'd regret it forever. Where were the other two? Oh yeah... they left when she was puking... very funny, people. Her name was not actually Vertigo (which actually was dizziness)... she got the nickname as a kid for having a weak stomach... why her and not the kids that picked on her? Why was this world so cruel? Why?
Farrah was excited to see Santalune City and see a a Gym battle. Not that she enjoyed them herself. She always had wanted to meet Alexa and Viola. Wait a sec.... They were here! Farrah had absolutely no idea what she was in for.
Damascus didn't have a clue what to expect. He thought Alexa and Viola were a gay couple (he's a bit rude sometimes) until Alexa... maybe alisema that Viola was her younger sister. He wasn't paying much attention. When he started the Gym battle, he could swear the world around him was blocked kwa webs.
Vertigo was watching Lit get pummeled kwa a Surskit. Goodbye, cruel world, she thought. Goodbye. Well, at least Damascus beat the stupid Surskit. Now-wait.... How can a Vivillon learn SolarBeam? Now Lit had to kill it.
Lit had to kill the Vivillon. Lit wanted to make Damascus and Farrah proud. Lit burned the Vivillon. The Vivillon tried to kill Lit! Vivillon couldn't kill Lit! Lit had to kill it first! Lit could see if Lit could use Headbutt on it.... It worked! Vivillon just needed zaidi hurt from its Burn! And Lit killed the Vivillon! Lit, Farrah, Damascus, and everyone was proud of Lit!
So far...Damascus: Froakie M Lv 14, Lit the Litleo M Lv 11. Farrah: same as last time. Ditto that with Vertigo.
Next: Happy hollandaise special!
random funny pic from reddit S:3
moon is a white umbreon who is always pushed around for being white and not black.
Moon:hi Sparky(Pikachu) Sparky:uhh who are U and why are tlaking to ME. Moon: its me Moon your bff rember?! Sparky: Eww i would not be want to seen with freak(pushs Moon in to bush) Moon:(skakes leaves off pokemon hide as she walks by) uhh why can't i be normal (looks at slef in puddle puts paw in puddle) then a trainer comes all the other pokemon hide but moon has nowhere to hide the trainer comes closes with a pokeball at hand.
will moon become a the trainer's pokemon stay tuned to find out
Moon:hi Sparky(Pikachu) Sparky:uhh who are U and why are tlaking to ME. Moon: its me Moon your bff rember?! Sparky: Eww i would not be want to seen with freak(pushs Moon in to bush) Moon:(skakes leaves off pokemon hide as she walks by) uhh why can't i be normal (looks at slef in puddle puts paw in puddle) then a trainer comes all the other pokemon hide but moon has nowhere to hide the trainer comes closes with a pokeball at hand.
will moon become a the trainer's pokemon stay tuned to find out
The inayofuata siku entei,rakiou and suince came back the arcus asked them what happend suncie said, we meant our fathers in heaven, your fathers? The arcus asked suncie alisema yes, they trianed them of some moves and forms, the arcus asked what about sasori and palkia? A sekunde later sasori and palkia came in the room saying we killed two atespada they alisema to the arcus. they talked for some time and dismissed the room.
Sasori ran into dendara and he alisema to sasori the arcus sent me on a misson want to jiunge me? Dendara asked, sasori shot him and alisema leave me alone sasori alisema and left him. sasori and palkia went to the atespada hq to tell them what they were told, dendara followed them in air, seeing this he asumed they were captured and repoted to the arcus.the arcus was angry with the atespadas, he sent entei,rakiuo and suncie to get them back.
Sasori ran into dendara and he alisema to sasori the arcus sent me on a misson want to jiunge me? Dendara asked, sasori shot him and alisema leave me alone sasori alisema and left him. sasori and palkia went to the atespada hq to tell them what they were told, dendara followed them in air, seeing this he asumed they were captured and repoted to the arcus.the arcus was angry with the atespadas, he sent entei,rakiuo and suncie to get them back.
Samantha was about to cry. Her Croagunk still hadn't shown up and he didn't kill a flower. If only that voice she heard earlier could tell her. She remembered its location and found the owner. He looked up at her and asked, "Croagunk?" rather politely for a guy this scruffy. Then he either was really tired au really sick because he fell smack on his face. (Samantha and I agreed not to go into details. You'll figure it out later.) She turned his head to the side and left him a jar. Then she ran.
Alvin woke up. He couldn't talk (there seemed to be something in his mouth) and (with difficulty) straightened out his head. His hand was in something wet. It hadn't rained that day. He thought he went blind (and later he looked upon it as the most thinking he ever did in one day) until there was a shadow above him. He tried to get help-oops, that was stupid. He spit out the whatever and yelled as loud as he could.
Alvin woke up. He couldn't talk (there seemed to be something in his mouth) and (with difficulty) straightened out his head. His hand was in something wet. It hadn't rained that day. He thought he went blind (and later he looked upon it as the most thinking he ever did in one day) until there was a shadow above him. He tried to get help-oops, that was stupid. He spit out the whatever and yelled as loud as he could.
After years ash finaly got Arcus but Arcus killed pichau,so cus of that ash hated Arcus,and finaly ash relest Arcus.In a years time ash got killed kwa Arcus.Because of this a war betwin human and pokemon till the two worlds were seprated,till one siku some humans got exposed to a chemical called poke chemical.They supased Arcus and made pokemons in human forms,in 2000 years the chemical faded and they died. T This story is about three kids named entei raikou and suince,their fathers died till they crossed. Dimessons to the pokemon land,a strange man the introduced him self an Arcus the told them that they have special powers.He taught them how to use their powers and they trianed with him for 16 years. Entei had the power of fire
Raikou had electricity
Sucine water
A mwezi later a group of people "atespada" killed three of they
Raikou had electricity
Sucine water
A mwezi later a group of people "atespada" killed three of they
