kawaii shishiko desu
Vertigo woke up to her Espurr trying to work its way through her blanket at like, 2300 (11 pm if wewe don't know military time). Why were Damascus and Farrah still awake? Farrah would've passed for dead at these hours on a normal day. Wait.... There was probably something wrong. She still wondered about a Gym Badge case....
Farrah was the first one eating breakfast, which was a surprise to both Damascus and Vertigo. Damascus was beaming and Farrah asked why. He told her that Vertigo kissed him... amd then threw up so that was why she was taking forever. Farrah almost threw up. She wasn't very tolerant to that kind of stuff.
Damascus was not caring which Pokémon he saw au squished (pretty much just Scatterbug died under his feet, the Fletchling all flew away). He was kissed kwa Vertigo, even though it was just a peck. That cut it for him. He beat everyone else to Santalune. Some girl with a camera came up to him and asked, "Are wewe challenging the Gym Leader?"
Vertigo was disgusted with what she did. Honestly, she'd regret it forever. Where were the other two? Oh yeah... they left when she was puking... very funny, people. Her name was not actually Vertigo (which actually was dizziness)... she got the nickname as a kid for having a weak stomach... why her and not the kids that picked on her? Why was this world so cruel? Why?
Farrah was excited to see Santalune City and see a a Gym battle. Not that she enjoyed them herself. She always had wanted to meet Alexa and Viola. Wait a sec.... They were here! Farrah had absolutely no idea what she was in for.
Damascus didn't have a clue what to expect. He thought Alexa and Viola were a gay couple (he's a bit rude sometimes) until Alexa... maybe alisema that Viola was her younger sister. He wasn't paying much attention. When he started the Gym battle, he could swear the world around him was blocked kwa webs.
Vertigo was watching Lit get pummeled kwa a Surskit. Goodbye, cruel world, she thought. Goodbye. Well, at least Damascus beat the stupid Surskit. Now-wait.... How can a Vivillon learn SolarBeam? Now Lit had to kill it.
Lit had to kill the Vivillon. Lit wanted to make Damascus and Farrah proud. Lit burned the Vivillon. The Vivillon tried to kill Lit! Vivillon couldn't kill Lit! Lit had to kill it first! Lit could see if Lit could use Headbutt on it.... It worked! Vivillon just needed zaidi hurt from its Burn! And Lit killed the Vivillon! Lit, Farrah, Damascus, and everyone was proud of Lit!
So far...Damascus: Froakie M Lv 14, Lit the Litleo M Lv 11. Farrah: same as last time. Ditto that with Vertigo.
Next: Happy hollandaise special!
random funny pic from reddit S:3
This is the Nintendo 3ds. Colour: Red and black, but don't worry there are iven other colours! ;)
My battle with Arceus was incredibly tough. A level 80 pokemon goung up against a level 70 pokemon. The best thing I could do was to attack it and make it as weak as possible, Then I decided to throw pokeballs at it. I didn't work, then I brought in the big guns. I threw Great balls, Ultra balls and Timer balls. Didn't work.
So I decided to make it a tiny bit zaidi weaker. First, I put it to sleep. It woke up a few sekunde later and attacked. Then I froze it solid.
It thawed out and attacked again. Then I paralyzed it. It didn't attack me for a few turns due to its paralysis. Then I threw a Timer ball one zaidi time, it broke out just before those stars came from the pokeball. I had enough.
I just threw a Master ball at it. Not a genius way to catch a pokemon, but it was the only way. Well, at least I hasd the mighty pokemon Arceus, the pokemon alisema to have created the world.
So I decided to make it a tiny bit zaidi weaker. First, I put it to sleep. It woke up a few sekunde later and attacked. Then I froze it solid.
It thawed out and attacked again. Then I paralyzed it. It didn't attack me for a few turns due to its paralysis. Then I threw a Timer ball one zaidi time, it broke out just before those stars came from the pokeball. I had enough.
I just threw a Master ball at it. Not a genius way to catch a pokemon, but it was the only way. Well, at least I hasd the mighty pokemon Arceus, the pokemon alisema to have created the world.
Should this be his starter pokemon ? put in comment
Do wewe collect Pokémon TCG? If wewe do try this fun game I made up.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near wewe (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If wewe match all in play with the other, wewe win! Run out of reserve, wewe lose.
How to play
1 player: Three decks, two of 10 cards the other of 30. Shuffle them. Put 10 cards on one side near wewe (In play) and 10 on the other, the 30 in a seperate deck (reserve).
Pick one card from the deck farthest away (other). Look at the in play deck and see if a card has a matching type (in the top-right corner). If none match, take 10 cards from the reserve, and put your current in play cards into a discard pile. If wewe match all in play with the other, wewe win! Run out of reserve, wewe lose.
Ok, imagine this wewe are misty coming back several years later to meet a childhood friend and when wewe arrive wewe realize he's no different. I my self have heard many retarded things like he's a vampire au a real hysterical one a spirit.No he's neither see Pokemon just wanted to keep ash forever as a ikoni but wouldn't wewe think its weird if a friend wewe left as an adolescent never aged a bit? POOR MISTY is all i gotta say. But theirs a lot of weird things in Pokemon like the 38+ Officer Jennys and nurse joys
