As our Heroes were on their way to Santalune City, Damascus wished for a Flying-type Pokémon to beat Viola but be wouldn't bring it up. Farrah is stupidnted with picking her teeth with those weird toothpicks. (Don't tell Damascus that it's called bracket floss.) They find a Pokémon Center to stay at for the night, which Noir tbe Noibat insisted that she was (the night, that is).... Strange. Lit, Froakie, Blaze, and Chester were zaidi than glad to play with Farrah, which was not always fun for the others. Damascus backtracked their route. " Home... check. Stuffy forest with all those Scatterbug that made Farrah scream and cry for her mommy-" "Hey! I heard that! I'm not deaf like you!" "Well, how do wewe expect me to echolocate? Meh. Check. Here, which is Aquacorde, since we all gave up on getting to Santalune... check again."
Vertigo woke up to her Espurr trying to work its way through her blanket at like, 2300 (11 pm if wewe don't know military time). Why were Damascus and Farrah still awake? Farrah would've passed for dead at these hours on a normal day. Wait.... There was probably something wrong. She still wondered about a Gym Badge case....
Farrah was the first one eating breakfast, which was a surprise to both Damascus and Vertigo. Damascus was beaming and Farrah asked why. He told her that Vertigo kissed him... amd then threw up so that was why she was taking forever. Farrah almost threw up. She wasn't very tolerant to that kind of stuff.
Damascus was not caring which Pokémon he saw au squished (pretty much just Scatterbug died under his feet, the Fletchling all flew away). He was kissed kwa Vertigo, even though it was just a peck. That cut it for him. He beat everyone else to Santalune. Some girl with a camera came up to him and asked, "Are wewe challenging the Gym Leader?"
Vertigo was disgusted with what she did. Honestly, she'd regret it forever. Where were the other two? Oh yeah... they left when she was puking... very funny, people. Her name was not actually Vertigo (which actually was dizziness)... she got the nickname as a kid for having a weak stomach... why her and not the kids that picked on her? Why was this world so cruel? Why?
Farrah was excited to see Santalune City and see a a Gym battle. Not that she enjoyed them herself. She always had wanted to meet Alexa and Viola. Wait a sec.... They were here! Farrah had absolutely no idea what she was in for.
Damascus didn't have a clue what to expect. He thought Alexa and Viola were a gay couple (he's a bit rude sometimes) until Alexa... maybe alisema that Viola was her younger sister. He wasn't paying much attention. When he started the Gym battle, he could swear the world around him was blocked kwa webs.
Vertigo was watching Lit get pummeled kwa a Surskit. Goodbye, cruel world, she thought. Goodbye. Well, at least Damascus beat the stupid Surskit. Now-wait.... How can a Vivillon learn SolarBeam? Now Lit had to kill it.
Lit had to kill the Vivillon. Lit wanted to make Damascus and Farrah proud. Lit burned the Vivillon. The Vivillon tried to kill Lit! Vivillon couldn't kill Lit! Lit had to kill it first! Lit could see if Lit could use Headbutt on it.... It worked! Vivillon just needed zaidi hurt from its Burn! And Lit killed the Vivillon! Lit, Farrah, Damascus, and everyone was proud of Lit!
So far...Damascus: Froakie M Lv 14, Lit the Litleo M Lv 11. Farrah: same as last time. Ditto that with Vertigo.
Next: Happy hollandaise special!