kawaii shishiko desu
Vertigo woke up to her Espurr trying to work its way through her blanket at like, 2300 (11 pm if wewe don't know military time). Why were Damascus and Farrah still awake? Farrah would've passed for dead at these hours on a normal day. Wait.... There was probably something wrong. She still wondered about a Gym Badge case....
Farrah was the first one eating breakfast, which was a surprise to both Damascus and Vertigo. Damascus was beaming and Farrah asked why. He told her that Vertigo kissed him... amd then threw up so that was why she was taking forever. Farrah almost threw up. She wasn't very tolerant to that kind of stuff.
Damascus was not caring which Pokémon he saw au squished (pretty much just Scatterbug died under his feet, the Fletchling all flew away). He was kissed kwa Vertigo, even though it was just a peck. That cut it for him. He beat everyone else to Santalune. Some girl with a camera came up to him and asked, "Are wewe challenging the Gym Leader?"
Vertigo was disgusted with what she did. Honestly, she'd regret it forever. Where were the other two? Oh yeah... they left when she was puking... very funny, people. Her name was not actually Vertigo (which actually was dizziness)... she got the nickname as a kid for having a weak stomach... why her and not the kids that picked on her? Why was this world so cruel? Why?
Farrah was excited to see Santalune City and see a a Gym battle. Not that she enjoyed them herself. She always had wanted to meet Alexa and Viola. Wait a sec.... They were here! Farrah had absolutely no idea what she was in for.
Damascus didn't have a clue what to expect. He thought Alexa and Viola were a gay couple (he's a bit rude sometimes) until Alexa... maybe alisema that Viola was her younger sister. He wasn't paying much attention. When he started the Gym battle, he could swear the world around him was blocked kwa webs.
Vertigo was watching Lit get pummeled kwa a Surskit. Goodbye, cruel world, she thought. Goodbye. Well, at least Damascus beat the stupid Surskit. Now-wait.... How can a Vivillon learn SolarBeam? Now Lit had to kill it.
Lit had to kill the Vivillon. Lit wanted to make Damascus and Farrah proud. Lit burned the Vivillon. The Vivillon tried to kill Lit! Vivillon couldn't kill Lit! Lit had to kill it first! Lit could see if Lit could use Headbutt on it.... It worked! Vivillon just needed zaidi hurt from its Burn! And Lit killed the Vivillon! Lit, Farrah, Damascus, and everyone was proud of Lit!
So far...Damascus: Froakie M Lv 14, Lit the Litleo M Lv 11. Farrah: same as last time. Ditto that with Vertigo.
Next: Happy hollandaise special!
random funny pic from reddit S:3
This is considered a theory. This is also non-canon. Ok the ending would be this. This is years into the future. Ash is either married to Misty au Dawn (way zaidi likely Misty) and haves a daughter. Ash is not in the video (link below).
Well the Dawn thing would make no sense so I will explain.
In the beginning of the video, on your right is future Misty. On your left is future Dawn (possibly). And the middle is Ash's daughter. Well if wewe are still confused about the Dawn thing wewe can see that on your right in the video it's a woman in blue hair. It's obviously Dawn (likely).
Here is the link: link
Well the Dawn thing would make no sense so I will explain.
In the beginning of the video, on your right is future Misty. On your left is future Dawn (possibly). And the middle is Ash's daughter. Well if wewe are still confused about the Dawn thing wewe can see that on your right in the video it's a woman in blue hair. It's obviously Dawn (likely).
Here is the link: link
Dear
Haruhi:We'll have 6 Pokemon in no time!
Vulpix:Was I ur first Pokemon?
Haruhi:Not exactly.
Vulpix:What?!?!
Haruhi:I'm 13.
Vulpix:So!
Haruhi:My parents gave me a Pokemon 4 my 10th B-day.
Vulpix:I get it, cuz when ur 10 u get a trainer card.
Haruhi:Yeah, so that's y they got me it.
Vulpix:What kinda Pokemon is it?
Haruhi:A Swifto.
Vulpix:I heard of that! Where is it?
Haruhi:Come on out Swifto!
Swifto:*pops out*To!
Vulpix:Cool!
*Ruby town*
Haruhi:*bored*There is nothing 2 do here, let's go 2 Psycho city.
Vulpix:*carrying rubies*Ready!
Haruhi:Swifto return! Put those in my back pack.
Vulpix:*puts rubies in back pack**jumps on Haruhi's shoulder*Let's go!
Haruhi:OK.*starts walking*Psycho City, b prepared 2 fight psychics Vulpix!
Vulpix:K!
Jill
Registeel, before the details...
Misty sat at the end of the diving board at Cerulean City Gym. She stared down at her water pokemon swimming around in the cool water of the Gym's pool. She heard a someone knocking at the Gym doors. Probably another challenger she guessed. Deep inside she wished that it was someone else.
"Come in!" Misty yelled.
A man walked in wearing all black. A kofia over his head so wewe couldn't see his face.
"Misty Waterflower of Cerulean City eh?" The strange man said.
"Huh?"
The man ignored her
"Who knew wewe would be the one i needed" the man laughed. "to think I was following wewe for years with out knowing it was you"
"WHO ARE YOU?" Misty screamed.
"Forget me so soon" The man took off his hood
To be Continued.............
"Come in!" Misty yelled.
A man walked in wearing all black. A kofia over his head so wewe couldn't see his face.
"Misty Waterflower of Cerulean City eh?" The strange man said.
"Huh?"
The man ignored her
"Who knew wewe would be the one i needed" the man laughed. "to think I was following wewe for years with out knowing it was you"
"WHO ARE YOU?" Misty screamed.
"Forget me so soon" The man took off his hood
To be Continued.............
Do NOT waste your time on these, they DO NOT work!
Acreus
I was kusoma something on some website,(I don't remember it, I was half-asleep that night) it alisema in Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum that getting Acreus was as easy as breeding Dialga, Palkia, au Giratina (depending on which game wewe are playing) with a Ditto.
1: Ditto plus any pokemon always is that pokemon- with the exception of Manaphy.
2: Legendaries can't be bred.
Shaymin
The same site alisema that Carnivine plus Staraptor is Shaymin.
1: Legendaries can't be obtained this way.
2: I got a Tropius this way.
Remember don't waste your time with these!
Acreus
I was kusoma something on some website,(I don't remember it, I was half-asleep that night) it alisema in Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum that getting Acreus was as easy as breeding Dialga, Palkia, au Giratina (depending on which game wewe are playing) with a Ditto.
1: Ditto plus any pokemon always is that pokemon- with the exception of Manaphy.
2: Legendaries can't be bred.
Shaymin
The same site alisema that Carnivine plus Staraptor is Shaymin.
1: Legendaries can't be obtained this way.
2: I got a Tropius this way.
Remember don't waste your time with these!
