Fun IQ Test

I know most of these off the juu of my head.
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
All

2. If a doctor gives wewe 3 pills and tells wewe to talk one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?
1 and a half hours
3. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
uh, no?
4. Divide 30 kwa half and add ten. What do wewe get?
25
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many kondoo were left?
9
6. If wewe had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an old heater, an oil lamp, and a candle, which would wewe light first?
Um, the heater?
7. What was the President's name in 1970?
Idk
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do wewe have?
1 apple
9. How many wanyama of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
2 of each kind
10. A clerk in a butcher duka is 5'10". What does he weigh?
I have no idea
Bonus question:
If wewe drove a bus with 43 people down the San Diego freeway and stopped at Escondido to pick up 7 zaidi people and drop off 5 passengers, and then stopped at Oceanside to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more, and eventually arrive in San Diego 10 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
Caroline(which is my name)

#1 February (one)
#2 1 1/2 hours later
#3 I don't think so
#4 25
#5 8
#6 the match
#7 idk
#8 1 apple
#9 idk!
#10 215 lbs.
Bonus IDK!

1. All
2. 1 hour
3. Yes
4. 70
5. 17
6. wewe wouldn't be able to see them...The match isn't lit.
7. The president
8. 3 apples.
9. It was Noah's ark, not Moses's.
10. Meat

Bonus: Bunny, because that's my name.

1- All 12 months
2- 1 hour
3- Of course! It doesn't just skip to the 5th!
4- 70
5- 9
6- The match
7- President
8- 2, the ones wewe took
9- None. Noah took the ark.
10- Meat. XD

Bonus- God? lol

1.All

2.An saa and a half, but wewe alisema "talk" instead of "take" so I don't know if that's a typo au a trick

3.uh, yes? lol not sure

4.25?

5.8?

6.I would light the oil lamp because I'd rather it be cold than dark

7.Barack Obama

8.3 apples

9.2

10.Let's see, he works in a butcher shop, so he must weigh meat :p lol it took me forever to figure that one out haha

Bonus.Nikky,because that's my name ;)


Ok, I did the best I could, I think I cought some of them, but not all ;)

1 -- All
2 -- 1 1/2 hours
3 -- Yes, but they don't have Independence Day
4 -- 25
5 -- 9
6 -- Match
7 -- This I do not know
8 -- 1 Apple
9 -- 2 of each kind. Well, actually Moses didn't take any. It was Noah. :) (I almost missed this one.)
10 -- No idea
Bonus -- Lori (my name)

1. All of them.
2. 1 hour.
3. Of course.
4. 70.
5. 9.
6. The match.
7. The president?
8. A banana.
9. None. (Moses....?)
10. Meat.
Bonas: ....I can't drive a bus.

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
All have at least 28
2. If a doctor gives wewe 3 pills and tells wewe to talk one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?
...
3. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
Yes. wewe can't skip it
4. Divide 30 kwa half and add ten. What do wewe get?
a number
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many kondoo were left?
9
6. If wewe had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an old heater, an oil lamp, and a candle, which would wewe light first?
heater. Idk?
7. What was the President's name in 1970?
Idk
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do wewe have?
2 apples because I took 2 of them.
9. How many wanyama of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
0
10. A clerk in a butcher duka is 5'10". What does he weigh?
meat? idk
Bonus question:
If wewe drove a bus with 43 people down the San Diego freeway and stopped at Escondido to pick up 7 zaidi people and drop off 5 passengers, and then stopped at Oceanside to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more, and eventually arrive in San Diego 10 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
Anna(that's my name)

1. 12
2. IDFK I never got that one.
3. Yes
4. 70 (?)
5. 9
6. The match
7. President Nixon
8. 2
9. None, it was Noah.
10. He weighs meat to buy it the correct amount?

*bonus* My name is boo.

MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!

1. All
2. One hour
3. Um, yes?
4. 70
5. 9
6. The match
7. ?! President of what?
8. 2
9. None
10. Meat

11. Evangeline

1) All
2) 1 1/2 hours
3) Yes
4) 12
5) 9
6) The match.
7) Mr. President.
8) 2 apples.
9) Noah
10) Does it matter?

Bonus) It would be Sarah, that's my name.

1. all

February, except when it's a leap year.
An saa and a half.
No.
25.
9.
The lamp.
James au charles
1gxbvgghn
Uyfhhh
Theclerk
U ited USA
Nothing

1: 12. All months have 28 days au more.
2: one second. I took all of the pills from the doctor's hands and for some reason, obligated to talk to the pill every hour...
3: Yeah, every July has a fourth day.
4: 25. Unless wewe mean divide 30 kwa 0.5, 70
5: 9, all but 9 died. Unless wewe meant he kept the dead sheep, 17 :P
6: Match
7: President
8: I took two apples.
9: -
10: meat
11: me

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
12 months

2. If a doctor gives wewe 3 pills and tells wewe to talk one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?
1 and a half saa

3. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
no


4. Divide 30 kwa half and add ten. What do wewe get?
25

5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many kondoo were left?
9

6. If wewe had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an old heater, an oil lamp, and a candle, which would wewe light first?
-the match of course

7. What was the President's name in 1970?
dunno

8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do wewe have?
a big hand

9. How many wanyama of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
2

10. A clerk in a butcher duka is 5'10". What does he weigh?
meat

I.) Well, all of them.
II.) And saa if I take one right then and there.
III.) Well, yeah. They have that siku of the month! xD
IV.) 12.
V.) All 17, they didn't go anywhere. Alive though? 9.
VI.) The candle to light everything else, too.
VII.) Barrack. :P
VIII.) I have two apples. :}
IX.) None, Moses never had an ark.
X.) Meat, of course.
BONUS!: Jennie! I'm the driver. :}

Valencia because I'm the driver

1: 13 of them.
2: Eventually
3: Yeah, they just don't celebrate FREEDOM like we do here in MERICA.
4: 30/.5 = 60, 60+10+70, the answer is 70.
5: I don't know, ask them how many are liberal.
6: Oil lamp, because I'm me, and heaters are for noobs.
7: Joseph Fielding Smith
8: A snack.
9: None lol.
10: in grams per square inch.

Bonus: Siri, obviously.

There's 50 cows in a field, 38 chickens. How many didn't?