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What's the weirdest thing someone has ever alisema to you?

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Mine is: I want your hair so bad that I would shave it off, and wear it as a wig. So tell me when your done with it.
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weird!
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i luv PB&J sandwhiches but i hate when my PB & my J touch
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spunkyonyx said:
Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my chokoleti in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my crib, kitanda cha mtoto mchanga sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"

I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
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That would be super awkward.
rapunzeleah123 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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o_o
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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How in the right mind did that turn u to on??? *giggles* now i laugh at it but then i was 12-13 and i was like WHOA WHOA WHOA BIG BOYS LOL!
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black_magics said:
im a banana,im a banana, ndizi ,BANANA POWER!
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Lol I'll remember that one!
Bananaaddict posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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hehe i tink its 4rm o vid on yutube
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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its called im a banana, ndizi
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Seen it--it's kinda annoying
rapunzeleah123 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
rapunzeleah123 said:
My best friend: Wow, wewe look sexy today.
Me: Ummm....yeah.





























(My best friend is a guy just so wewe know)

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LadyL68 said:
"What's up your vagina?"



Stupid pervy 9th grader. What's even zaidi akward is my then-17-year-old best guy friend was there.
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i quess
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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We ninth graders are all natural perverts. (:
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OH WOW O_O THAT LIKE WORSE THEN MINE
spunkyonyx posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
NoahFanNumber1 said:
Y'all ever eat a book? > OuO
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What the nuggets? Weird
rapunzeleah123 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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lolz
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
goodfeelings777 said:
"Marry Me"
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like seriously au just joking around?
Duncan-lover1 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Idk ...I was wondering the same
goodfeelings777 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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my ex-best friend Alijandro alisema that to me like 3-4 days ago!
spunkyonyx posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
energizerbunny said:
You look like a digested tomato O_O
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ummmm....wow
Duncan-lover1 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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wtf??
black_magics posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Holy crap...what a complement XD
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Duncan-lover1 said:
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing kwa listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather wewe get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the inayofuata siku i was walking nyumbani from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
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lolz
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iluvsmj said:
ok my friend alisema this too me
do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird Marafiki i know
and then we were in gym and she alisema u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open.
and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol

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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
Duncan-lover1 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
CornChips said:
"Do wewe got clean panties on?"
Me thinking: .....wtf?
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Well? Did you??
energizerbunny posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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XD
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Why yes :D
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RobinFan360 said:
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT pink ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving wewe my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
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hahah last one is gross
XxEmolovexX posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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sadly,yes.. :(
RobinFan360 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Me_Iz_Here said:
I don't hear things, I say them.
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same
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zanhar1 said:
It was a troll;

It went along the lines of, hujambo Zanw*** I bet wewe have big b**bs I want to f*** wewe tonight will wewe be my boyfriend. I bet wewe have no Marafiki so I feel bad for wewe so wewe better accept my offer it may be the only one wewe get. upendo wewe please f*** me tonight.

It was so so creepy I'm glad he's gone.
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uhh was he drunk?
RobinFan360 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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No he seriously had a mental problem another user knew him in real life he raped his girlfriend after they broke up and then he got arrested.
zanhar1 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i heard from a robot that wewe can get put in jail for 15 years for doing that...
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darktheheghog said:
mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at nyumbani i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my Marafiki alisema to me -_-
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Insane4ever said:
Im the weird one.....with mental problems

but my best friend is about the same and he alisema "see that hot chick over there,dont wewe just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!!
And then he alisema "jus trying to make wewe throw up"
so the inayofuata siku i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
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mrrr said:
а я нипомнюю:D
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Shelly_McShelly said:
It's not that weird, but in mwaka 6, this girl in my grade walked up to me and yelled "DINOSAUR", and just walked away. I could NOT STOP LAUGHING!
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totaldramafan96 said:
ooohhhkayyy.....

so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this bila mpangilio boy came up to me and alisema i was beautiful......and then alisema he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
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Thecharliejay said:
some guy alisema to me
Whats cooking goods looking i wanna make bacon on the beach, pwani and mix ur maziwa with my coco pops, and i was like WTF get away from me.

I mean WTF
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annasebastian said:
"you are like a cookie to me."
i said: what??!! O_0 wtf?!!


(my best friend alisema it to me.) o_0
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i think its sweet
harindirulz posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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awww wewe get EATEN
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weneegee said:
well once my maths teacher alisema "dont rub me up the rong way" and every one pissed themselves laughing
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Chaann94 said:
The church-going-people alisema I would go to hell.

Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling wewe you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there.
Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
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niiiiice
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KatiiCullen94 said:
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it.
And said;
"No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..

To say I was confused was a under statement..
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Gred_and_Forge said:
My friend told me this on FB:

I saw on VH1 Billy ray Cyrus with his mullet and I thought of you! Ahahahaha.

We used to talk about Hannah Montana and Billy Ray's mullet and yeah. Randomness x]
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banu23 said:
mine is ; my cousin alisema how many boyfriends did wewe had until now ?
it was totally strange !
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mine is ; my cousin alisema how many boyfriends did wewe had until now ? it was totally strange !
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and that pic is nothing i just wanted to post it its cute !
banu23 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
dsprtpenguin said:
Well, lol, my friend shouted this during a bila mpangilio time at a very bad place.

"Penis!"

safjddsfjsdk like 500 days of summer au s/t.
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Jeffersonian said:
"In an alternate universe you'd be a gay male prostitute."
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justleeelee said:
"scooby doo needs playboy magazines for the liquor store" nj. they werent high, au drunk au anything they just have serious problems.
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music4life13 said:
What color is your underwear
me:ummm i don't know!?!
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IntrepidKeris said:
My teacher was talking to a kobe, kasa someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie."
The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he alisema and just laughed with the class.
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Lorinna said:
John Lennon is dead. The weirdest thing that TV would say.

Now, seriously. "Lolita, will wewe marry me?"- asked my English teacher. And I had 13. *Who is weirdo here?*
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