That depends with who I'm with. If I'm with my best friend and we were in college (I wouldn't underage drink :P) then we'd probably just end up sleeping with bila mpangilio dudes. If I was with my best guy friend/my crush/my legit friend with benefits then we'd probably end up sleeping together. If I was with my mom then I'd probably not get drunk in the first place and just go home.
Break bila mpangilio stuff, Yell at people (Especially strangers), Jump in a moon bounce, Get kicked out of a public place, Ride bumper cars, Try to eat a sponge, Call bila mpangilio people on my cellphone and tell them I'm outside their house, Have strange mood swings, Confuse everyone around me, Make my mother cry, Go outside and scream, "THE CAKE IS A LIE" at bila mpangilio people.
I think that's it. That is what i'd do if I were drunk. I am sure of it.