O MY GOD!

I am pregnant and I'm taking it very well

*Walks away*

How the hell did that ha-

...I'd tell my Mum.

au mtulivu, clam 'till I give birth.

I know who to call

I tell my celebrity crush he did it. While he was wasted, of course, because otherwise he'd have no memory of it.

Then I'd force him to marry me, and tell him it was an immaculate conception after our 10 mwaka anniversary. :P

I would be all like "OK whatever i'll just give it to my boyfriend later" XD

Keep the baby and actually raise it after giving birth. I take child development and I have 2 teen mom Marafiki so I think I would be able to handle it.

It depends. Are wewe wanting to be pregnant au not?

if wewe are wanting the baby and are married then there is nothing to worry about.

But if wewe aren't married then that's a problem. But don't abort it! It's a new little life! Who knows what that baby could grow up to be! But instead tell a relative au close friend.

This actually happened to me once.

I'd give to adoption services like I did with my real child.

This might sound weird but is it Elijah's baby? Please say yes. If it was his then I would never let it go( just like I would with any child ) and I would force that HOTTIE to marry me. Look out Elijah!

Tell Princeton it's his then 9 months later give birth to our beautiful baby! ^.^

lolz srsly? XD upendo this question, um, i'd probably feel kind of weird, especially because im a virgin, and...i, im going through a lot of emotional problems, and gender identity problems, im not doing well in school so the poor dear probably won't have a good life....goodness knows, that poor kid! im not a mom, and even if i am a mom, im still not a mom! XD im not cut out for it, i have a baby sister and god knows the crazy things i let her do when im playing with her, i let her do whatever she wants and then laugh my head off, and then i give her a bunch of junk, taka to eat and laugh when she eats it and i even put stuff in her mouth when she's not hungry and she still eats it! ha ha, and then when mom comes i bata and hide....or get in trouble...again, i would probably panic, even consider abortion, i don't know if i would do it if were really pregnant, but right now, no i don't ever want to do it because i don't know what damage i'm causeing to my own baby, i just don't know, and even if it wasn't bad persay, just. like "i killed my own child" im not sure if i could live with that...maybe, maybe not....oh and what about all the people in my house they don't trust me to take care of my own baby sister(for good reason) other than the fact that i alisema i wanted to eat her *i still do* *sigh* it will have to be adoption, because i couldn't stand the act that my family will probably be taking better care of my own baby for me, and think of all the criticism i will get! yeah, adoption man....i'd miss it though, im a sucker for babies :'(
GOODBYE MY SWEET BABY!!!!!!!!!!

....Freak the hell out. That would mean I was able to somehow reproduce all on my own...meaning I'm not human..

*Dramatic muziki and bila mpangilio thunder bolt outside.*

Tell my girlfriend about the news, wonder how in the hell it happened because I'm not sexually active, then probably push for an abortion.

I'm going to only prego when I get married!! Ha!

I'm a virgin...

I already have a son.
*shot down for using that joke*
nah, not really.

First I'd wonder how the hell that happened considering I'm not going to engage in coitus until I'm in upendo with someone to a nearly unbearably in upendo with someone, which is nobody who exists at the moment...

But after all that I'd go through with the pregnancy and take responsibilty, and care for my child.

Srsly I'm pregnant..? Who's been in my pants when I wasn't looking. D: