The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I upendo my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a mwaka and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want wewe to remember me kwa my inayopendelewa perfume and my inayopendelewa movies. Not kwa my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me kwa some of my inayopendelewa things.
I used to play mpira wa kikapu on a team with my Marafiki Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I upendo basketball, my inayopendelewa team is the Lakers. I also like football. I upendo the Steelers because they are a great team. I upendo sports and the Orioles are my inayopendelewa baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I upendo him. All my Marafiki (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I alisema yes, automatically.
I like movies! popcorn is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My inayopendelewa movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of sinema together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My inayopendelewa TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch samaki Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live kwa what wewe believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved kwa many, hated kwa none♥
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I upendo my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a mwaka and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want wewe to remember me kwa my inayopendelewa perfume and my inayopendelewa movies. Not kwa my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me kwa some of my inayopendelewa things.
I used to play mpira wa kikapu on a team with my Marafiki Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I upendo basketball, my inayopendelewa team is the Lakers. I also like football. I upendo the Steelers because they are a great team. I upendo sports and the Orioles are my inayopendelewa baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I upendo him. All my Marafiki (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I alisema yes, automatically.
I like movies! popcorn is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My inayopendelewa movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of sinema together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My inayopendelewa TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch samaki Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live kwa what wewe believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved kwa many, hated kwa none♥
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
As the title suggests, these are what work for me.. So wewe know...
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make wewe feel worse about this than wewe already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make wewe feel worse about this than wewe already do..
2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..
3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..
4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..
Episode 1;
Roman: (meets Niko at the mashua stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took wewe so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. wewe know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR wewe SING!
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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do wewe think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and wewe won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No,...
