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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get wewe in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" au "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if wewe want to lose her.

9. dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a maoni about their weight.

10. matunda Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the zaidi wewe call her this, the zaidi she'll take it that wewe think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do wewe really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. kondoo, mwana-kondoo Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when wewe think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. upendo Lumps - if wewe don't want hot supu poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although wewe could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if wewe know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's siku chajio, chakula cha jioni au her birthday. If wewe use this wewe know you'll be getting some later.
    

There wewe have it, a juu 20 orodha of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. au read it and laugh. au at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying au it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this orodha wisely and please no wagering.


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link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and wewe have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
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3. While walking down the street, in a mall au any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way wewe laugh as wewe wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt au Uncle. If wewe dare, hug them.
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2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as wewe open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 dakika au so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring au your nails on the blackboard inayofuata time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. inayofuata tamasha wewe go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If wewe don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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A mwepesi, teleka lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If wewe want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive au they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

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YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
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