bila mpangilio Article: Calliope Channel episode 9

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posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can wewe believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how wewe respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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The truth about Pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if wewe look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight wewe fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his chakula up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring wewe food.

3. Spill a lot of bia on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five dakika out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one wewe may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, kwa today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. nukuu from my inayopendelewa show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know wewe could play Twister all kwa yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know wewe could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: wewe spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he au she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that wewe can see that wewe di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: wewe spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO wewe wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater shabiki then wewe might not wanna read this but if wewe do and it affends wewe then leave a maoni and i can tell wewe in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned wewe so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and utoto it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first makala I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that wewe can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarehe Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do wewe realize how crazy and gross a lot of mashabiki are???? Here is a gross makala about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached kwa “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an barua pepe to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new inayopendelewa song, just so wewe know. omg ;i wrote zaidi in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, squirrel clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I upendo wewe (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I upendo You

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1. Call her the inayofuata day.

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2. Always laugh at her jokes.

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3. Tell her (truthfully) that wewe can't wait to see her again.

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4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

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5. Call her just to say wewe were thinking about her.

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6. Bring her a teddy kubeba and chicken supu when she's sick.

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7. Write her a poem.

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8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

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9. Bring her flowers for no reason.

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10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

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11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

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12. Kiss her in the middle...

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My REALLY bila mpangilio Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do wewe like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do wewe like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE wewe SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: wewe alisema unicorns aren't real. :( I thought wewe were my friend....

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Blue karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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Doraemon reacts to Google Translate

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On The Block Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are wewe called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then wewe would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....

Why don't we jiunge 2 weaver games and among us today?

posted by rusianlisa

link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right au wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally maarufu with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...

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juu 10 Things Only Kids Do and Think It's Normal

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Reviews on songs bc im bored af (swearing included btw)

posted by BaBoNiStIcBlAki

~Streets kwa Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest wewe listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, wewe a rare breed, no comparing and...

CANADA24's BEST/WORST ADAM STANDER MOVIES;

posted by Canada24

BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have zaidi good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..

2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...