I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" au "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He alisema "I'd like to have one too." Then I alisema "But this is a dog". He alisema he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He alisema I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He alisema every room in the hotel was for sex. I alisema "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He alisema "Me too."
Part II
One siku I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But wewe don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I alisema "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge alisema "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge alisema "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are wewe doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I alisema "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" au "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He alisema "I'd like to have one too." Then I alisema "But this is a dog". He alisema he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He alisema I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He alisema every room in the hotel was for sex. I alisema "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He alisema "Me too."
Part II
One siku I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But wewe don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I alisema "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge alisema "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge alisema "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are wewe doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I alisema "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah