I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" au "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He alisema "I'd like to have one too." Then I alisema "But this is a dog". He alisema he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He alisema I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He alisema every room in the hotel was for sex. I alisema "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He alisema "Me too."
Part II
One siku I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But wewe don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I alisema "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge alisema "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge alisema "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are wewe doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I alisema "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" au "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He alisema "I'd like to have one too." Then I alisema "But this is a dog". He alisema he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He alisema I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He alisema every room in the hotel was for sex. I alisema "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He alisema "Me too."
Part II
One siku I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But wewe don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I alisema "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge alisema "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge alisema "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are wewe doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I alisema "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost wewe
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach wewe all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now wewe know how to do it!
Now, if wewe want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and onyesha your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if wewe win, wewe get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If wewe are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now wewe know how to do it!
Now, if wewe want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and onyesha your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if wewe win, wewe get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If wewe are a winner check everything on your profile.