I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.
1) Dont invite people to jiunge stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? kwa whistling on their wall? Come'on!
2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog ... Mike likes this. GET A FRICKIN' LIFE MIKE!
3) Adding Marafiki is not a hobby. 100 Marafiki is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless wewe are looking for a crowd to feed with two samaki and five slices of bread, what do wewe need 3000 people for?
4) Facebook chat has an unwritten rule. If wewe type to a person and they dont type back, they dont wanna chat with you. If wewe typed an saa zamani and they havent typed a word, songesha along. Dont ask ... Are wewe ignoring me? Coz they might write ... No! I just cant seem to find any letter of the alphabet on my keyboard!
5) Facebook was called so for a reason. So whatever picture someone sees as your profaili picture, forgive them for assuming its ur face. Yes. Even that oversize butt wewe found on google!
6) Keep your silly relationship fights away from facebook. Mary is ignoring Peter. (Soon) Peter feels like killing Mary. (Then) Mary is so done. Peter: I dont know whats wrong with women. Mary: Im so stressed ... Mike likes this. WTH!
7) Photos. Well, no complaints here. I upendo the drama. Photographing someone doing something dumb and then posting it is fun.
8) Poke someone once. Thats allowed. Twice. That someone can accept too. Five times however is sexual harrassment. (Unless wewe are in a poke war)
9) Use names that make some sort of sense. wewe can use a nickname. Thats ok. But some are taking it too far. Its an actual fact that there is someone on FB called Kale Kaboy Kashenzi. So what do wewe think the mum's name is?
10) 10th and last FB commandment ... Thou shall not like thy own status update... Thats like masturbation.
Lets try and make FB better now, wont we?
1) Dont invite people to jiunge stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? kwa whistling on their wall? Come'on!
2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog ... Mike likes this. GET A FRICKIN' LIFE MIKE!
3) Adding Marafiki is not a hobby. 100 Marafiki is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless wewe are looking for a crowd to feed with two samaki and five slices of bread, what do wewe need 3000 people for?
4) Facebook chat has an unwritten rule. If wewe type to a person and they dont type back, they dont wanna chat with you. If wewe typed an saa zamani and they havent typed a word, songesha along. Dont ask ... Are wewe ignoring me? Coz they might write ... No! I just cant seem to find any letter of the alphabet on my keyboard!
5) Facebook was called so for a reason. So whatever picture someone sees as your profaili picture, forgive them for assuming its ur face. Yes. Even that oversize butt wewe found on google!
6) Keep your silly relationship fights away from facebook. Mary is ignoring Peter. (Soon) Peter feels like killing Mary. (Then) Mary is so done. Peter: I dont know whats wrong with women. Mary: Im so stressed ... Mike likes this. WTH!
7) Photos. Well, no complaints here. I upendo the drama. Photographing someone doing something dumb and then posting it is fun.
8) Poke someone once. Thats allowed. Twice. That someone can accept too. Five times however is sexual harrassment. (Unless wewe are in a poke war)
9) Use names that make some sort of sense. wewe can use a nickname. Thats ok. But some are taking it too far. Its an actual fact that there is someone on FB called Kale Kaboy Kashenzi. So what do wewe think the mum's name is?
10) 10th and last FB commandment ... Thou shall not like thy own status update... Thats like masturbation.
Lets try and make FB better now, wont we?
