Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing babies one.
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Doesn't it annoy wewe when you're watching your fave onyesha on telly, someone is about to die au something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. wewe know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
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au those annoying My Little gppony, pony adverts. Who the hell would want a pink glittery freaky gppony, pony set?
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Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
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Do wewe count the adverts, do wewe make fun of the people on them, do wewe throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
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And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my onyesha comes back on...for about 1 dakika before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched zaidi ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing babies one.
.
Doesn't it annoy wewe when you're watching your fave onyesha on telly, someone is about to die au something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. wewe know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...
au those annoying My Little gppony, pony adverts. Who the hell would want a pink glittery freaky gppony, pony set?
.
Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
...
Do wewe count the adverts, do wewe make fun of the people on them, do wewe throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
.
And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my onyesha comes back on...for about 1 dakika before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched zaidi ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to songesha forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me wewe can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The zaidi I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written kwa Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to songesha forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me wewe can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The zaidi I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written kwa Sara Nachtman
