10. When being pulled over kwa a cop and he au she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, wewe have been caught speeding, how much do wewe think wewe were going?" Don't say, "Well wewe must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when wewe haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron au born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period au PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have wewe been putting on a little weight?" It's a bitch, kahaba slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and wewe see it don't say, "I thought wewe were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if wewe have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give wewe some bullcrap au worse, tell wewe the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with zaidi people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make wewe lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green siku mashabiki (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid au may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He au she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick wewe in the nuts (if you're a male) au slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will onyesha your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. wewe have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when wewe haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron au born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period au PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have wewe been putting on a little weight?" It's a bitch, kahaba slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and wewe see it don't say, "I thought wewe were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if wewe have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give wewe some bullcrap au worse, tell wewe the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with zaidi people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make wewe lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green siku mashabiki (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid au may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He au she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick wewe in the nuts (if you're a male) au slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will onyesha your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. wewe have been warned.
