2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a moyo attack. His moyo isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first wewe don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on moto with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
11.Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
12.Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
13.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down
14.When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
15.The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
16.Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.
17.If wewe have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has zaidi than you.
18.Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
19.Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
20.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
hujambo baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for wewe and I can't get up (:
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
wewe remind me of my inayofuata boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If wewe were a snack pack id eat wewe without a spoon.
wewe smell like a flower. Can I plant wewe in my garden?
Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?
If wewe where a pembetatu You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
hujambo baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for wewe and I can't get up (:
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
wewe remind me of my inayofuata boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If wewe were a snack pack id eat wewe without a spoon.
wewe smell like a flower. Can I plant wewe in my garden?
Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?
This is important to horror mashabiki and collectors alike because as Child's Play series mashabiki we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for mashabiki of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years zamani at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
Please sign this petition, it'd mean a lot to me!: link
