"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand kwa a stream with a stick in my hand, while the samaki swim kwa in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," au "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means... "Are wewe still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got wewe these roses."
Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means... "What did wewe catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't any clue what wewe just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that wewe don't spend the inayofuata three days yelling at me."
"You know I could never upendo anyone else."
Really means... "I am used to the way wewe yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
wewe look terrific."
Really means... "Please don't try on one zaidi outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand kwa a stream with a stick in my hand, while the samaki swim kwa in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," au "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means... "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means... "Are wewe still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got wewe these roses."
Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means... "What did wewe catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't any clue what wewe just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that wewe don't spend the inayofuata three days yelling at me."
"You know I could never upendo anyone else."
Really means... "I am used to the way wewe yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
wewe look terrific."
Really means... "Please don't try on one zaidi outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
1 egg, beaten
2/3 cup maziwa
1 tsp baking powder
1 ¼ cup all purpose flour au coconut flour to make gluten free
2 Tbsp sugar
¼ tsp salt
Oil for frying, enough to cover the bottom of the skillet
Powdered sugar for topping
Mix egg and milk. Sift dry ingredients and gradually add to maziwa mixture, beat until smooth.
Preheat oil in fry pan to 375 degrees F.
Pour batter into hot oil with a funnel with a ½ “ au ¾” hole. Let batter drizzle into hot oil. Spiraling to create a circle.
Cook about 1 minute, flip over, cooking both sides. Remove and drain on paper towels.
Sprinkle with powdered sugar and juu with matunda preserves while still warm.
2/3 cup maziwa
1 tsp baking powder
1 ¼ cup all purpose flour au coconut flour to make gluten free
2 Tbsp sugar
¼ tsp salt
Oil for frying, enough to cover the bottom of the skillet
Powdered sugar for topping
Mix egg and milk. Sift dry ingredients and gradually add to maziwa mixture, beat until smooth.
Preheat oil in fry pan to 375 degrees F.
Pour batter into hot oil with a funnel with a ½ “ au ¾” hole. Let batter drizzle into hot oil. Spiraling to create a circle.
Cook about 1 minute, flip over, cooking both sides. Remove and drain on paper towels.
Sprinkle with powdered sugar and juu with matunda preserves while still warm.