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The Game (noun) - Something wewe just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to onyesha how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having salama sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason wewe passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything wewe had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps wewe solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if wewe say anything bad I will honestly ngumi, punch your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
krisimasi (noun) - The only time of the mwaka in which one can sit in front of a dead mti and eat Candy out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's chakula while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will upendo wewe for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something wewe just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to onyesha how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having salama sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason wewe passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything wewe had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps wewe solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if wewe say anything bad I will honestly ngumi, punch your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
krisimasi (noun) - The only time of the mwaka in which one can sit in front of a dead mti and eat Candy out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's chakula while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will upendo wewe for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
Hello everyone!
On the 23rd of November I am meeting Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) for a picha shoot, and a signing! I am very lucky, I know.
I know how much wewe all want to say something to Matt Smith, so I want wewe to give me messages wewe want to say to him, for me to put in a massive card I am going to get him.
This is the perfect opportunity for wewe all to thank Matt, au just let him know of your existence!
wewe can either Submit what wewe want to say Here: www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/submit
au barua pepe me what wewe want to say at this address: mattsmithletters@gmail.com
If wewe have any maswali either barua pepe me, au send me a swali HERE:
www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/ask
THANK YOU! Please send me things, I would hate to have an empty card!
On the 23rd of November I am meeting Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) for a picha shoot, and a signing! I am very lucky, I know.
I know how much wewe all want to say something to Matt Smith, so I want wewe to give me messages wewe want to say to him, for me to put in a massive card I am going to get him.
This is the perfect opportunity for wewe all to thank Matt, au just let him know of your existence!
wewe can either Submit what wewe want to say Here: www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/submit
au barua pepe me what wewe want to say at this address: mattsmithletters@gmail.com
If wewe have any maswali either barua pepe me, au send me a swali HERE:
www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/ask
THANK YOU! Please send me things, I would hate to have an empty card!
Hello everybody!
I'm just here to tell wewe about a stalker for me on Fanpop.
I know that guy and we were Marafiki last November. I loved chatting with him.
He had told me about his ex-girlfriend. And she also was my friend on fanpop.
He slowly started talking bad about his ex. I didn't like it at all!
One day, he told me that he has feelings for me. I explained him in the very best way that I don't want to get in a relationship.
I thought he was a good guy till then. And later his ex-girlfriend told to me that he is a BIG FLIRT!
And later I came to know that he deactivated his account.
And now he keeps stalking me with all his new accounts.
I seriously don't know how to get rid of him....
Just help me, kwa telling how to solve this...
I'm just here to tell wewe about a stalker for me on Fanpop.
I know that guy and we were Marafiki last November. I loved chatting with him.
He had told me about his ex-girlfriend. And she also was my friend on fanpop.
He slowly started talking bad about his ex. I didn't like it at all!
One day, he told me that he has feelings for me. I explained him in the very best way that I don't want to get in a relationship.
I thought he was a good guy till then. And later his ex-girlfriend told to me that he is a BIG FLIRT!
And later I came to know that he deactivated his account.
And now he keeps stalking me with all his new accounts.
I seriously don't know how to get rid of him....
Just help me, kwa telling how to solve this...
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
A boy had cancer & he had 1 mwezi to live . He upendo a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD duka & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never alisema anything to him. After a mwezi he died . When the girl went to his nyumbani & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own upendo letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u upendo some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own upendo letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u upendo some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.
wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gari saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
