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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at wewe trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but wewe my friend!! yes you!! wewe CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If wewe didn't have feet wewe wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do wewe wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for wewe %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but wewe need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like wewe are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside kwa itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told wewe I thought wewe were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not wewe again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but wewe abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called wewe first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick wewe should wear a condom on your head so wewe can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. wewe just helped me realize it.

Until wewe called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If wewe ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would wewe say when wewe got there?

Wow, wewe looked a lot hotter from a distance!

Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer wewe the first 25 times, what makes wewe think the inayofuata 25 will work?

how do wewe keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like wewe fell out of the ugly mti and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to wewe seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop wewe when wewe were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made wewe but we all make mistakes.

Remember JESUS loves wewe but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't wewe go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less maswali and a little zaidi shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this orodha doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When wewe were born wewe were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom alisema never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! wewe must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like wewe but if wewe really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

wewe know the drill! wewe leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They alisema they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are wewe bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to wewe and your stupid nonsense.

wewe dont know me, wewe just wish wewe did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't wewe go play in traffic?!

wewe have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont wewe take a siku off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
posted by Sandfire_Paiger
1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ au ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti, tambi Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...
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added by TheLefteris24
Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). wewe may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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just being random!
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added by cici1264
Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus
They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling wewe an...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing zaidi than the the people who wewe spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions wewe speak of are only Marafiki during those fun, yet unimportant...
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Source: wallpaperswide.com
Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für pango Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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Source: Google
posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to upendo Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to upendo every day.
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are wewe talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, wewe have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed kwa funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While wewe Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that wewe have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that wewe really...
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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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added by MorG14
Source: DEEcat98
SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...
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Got inspired kwa 324anna's makala :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I upendo her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her mizeituni, mzeituni skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much zaidi to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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