1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a bila mpangilio strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T wewe SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do wewe guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a car. (NO MATTER HOW OLD wewe ARE)
7)Go to a pizza resturant and go around high fiving everyone. Order a slice of pizza and then leave
8)Stand on the mitaani, mtaa and purposly get in everyone's way
9) Make a "potion". Put strange things like bila mpangilio fruits, liquids and put in little cups and open a stand and ask people to try it.
10) I dare wewe to make a video doing all of these dares
xox- IZABEl! (These are orginal dares...)
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a bila mpangilio strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T wewe SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do wewe guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a car. (NO MATTER HOW OLD wewe ARE)
7)Go to a pizza resturant and go around high fiving everyone. Order a slice of pizza and then leave
8)Stand on the mitaani, mtaa and purposly get in everyone's way
9) Make a "potion". Put strange things like bila mpangilio fruits, liquids and put in little cups and open a stand and ask people to try it.
10) I dare wewe to make a video doing all of these dares
xox- IZABEl! (These are orginal dares...)
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and jiunge us!
Allex: Ok. What are wewe doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and jiunge us!
Allex: Ok. What are wewe doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.
this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
au the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right
and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
au the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
au the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right
and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
au the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey