50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at wewe say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO aliiba MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! wewe want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" kwa Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching wewe say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, au the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when wewe reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw popcorn at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did wewe say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute wewe all with my fists!!"
29)Start uigizaji like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at wewe say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell aliiba my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat wewe little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the ukuta and stay there for as long as wewe dare.
38) Go up to bila mpangilio people and shout "Do wewe wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice wewe killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd bila mpangilio facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at wewe say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO aliiba MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! wewe want me to kill him/her" and point at someone in the elavator.
7) Put on a fake mustache and sing "Tip Tow Through The Tulips" kwa Tiny Tim.
8) Put a bag over your head and when no ones watching wewe say "Stop looking at me!"
9) Put on a Strangers mask (Doll-Face, Pin-Up, au the other guy whose name I dont know), twirl a bone in your hand, and glare at everyone from the cornor.
10) Push all of the buttons.
11) Stand there patiently. Haha! I kid. What I meant was scream "Were all gonna die!" when the elavator stops at a floor.
12) Start doing the disco.
13)Try to sell paper clips stuffed inside your jaket.
14) Jump up and down.
15) Run into the walls.
16)Yell your A B C's, messing up every so often, and reppetivly saying the letter Y when wewe reach it.
17)Squirt people with a water gun full of mustard.
18)Clean everything in sight.
19) Open up your cell and say," Dammit! The police are comin? Crap! Stay calm, i'll be right out! Get the car ready!"
20) Throw popcorn at people.
21)Say "What? Oh No, the voices are back. What did wewe say? Theyre coming for me?! The Martians are ccoming for me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
22)Scream.
23)Drop to the floor and scream, "Oh Elavator floor! How ive missed you!"
24) Sing the Sponge Bob theme song.
25)Start saying swear words at a rapid pace.
26) Be all quiet and calm and then shout "Ha, Life! I beat you!"
27) Point at the ceiling and say in a mesmerized voice "Pretty windchimes!"
28) Shout, "I am the Sith Lord and I shall electrocute wewe all with my fists!!"
29)Start uigizaji like a monkey.
30) Look at someone and when they look at wewe say, "That wasnt very scientific."
31)Breakdance!
32) Spin around in circles.
33) Say, "Allright, the games over. Who the hell aliiba my pineapple?"
34) Sing the McDonalds jingle.
35) Dress up like Santa and say "Ho ho ho! Im gonna eat wewe little kids this year! Ho ho ho!"
36) Sing Dont Stop Beliving and interpretive dance.
37) Halfway through fling yourself against the ukuta and stay there for as long as wewe dare.
38) Go up to bila mpangilio people and shout "Do wewe wanna see my pet?!" and hold up a string.
39) Pretend to pass out and when they start to freak out jump up and sing Jingle Bells.
40)Find a friend and have them covered in ketchup, drag them in an elavator, and tell everyone in a maniacle voice wewe killed him/her, and then have your friend jump up and scream.
41) Yell, "No! It cant be!"
42)Sing an annoying song that will get stuck in everyone's heads.
43) Name all of the planets.
44) Speak in words no one understands, such as... "DGKJNHRGKJNERJGNRTJNTRKJNBHRJN!"
45) Take a flashlight and shine it in people's eyes.
46) Get a handful of baby powder and throw it in people's faces.
47)Bark like a dog.
48) Pretend to be a robot.
49) Get down on all fours and meow and run into walls.
50) Make wierd bila mpangilio facial expressions.
(coming soon: 50 ways to get assasinated)
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If wewe can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy junk, taka and sell antiques."
P.S. wewe can tell zaidi in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If wewe can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy junk, taka and sell antiques."
P.S. wewe can tell zaidi in your comments.
