1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN nyara LOCK OVERUSE nyara LOCK! WHEN wewe REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL nyara THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky nyara Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks wewe what wewe mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If wewe are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing bila mpangilio letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the swali mark (i.e. Could my siku get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) wewe will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the maoni with bila mpangilio information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, maoni on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" au something along those lines. wewe can also post maoni asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" au ":P" with no rhyme au reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" au "I sent wewe a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the barua pepe does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person wewe are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what wewe are trying to say. If they ask wewe how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a foramu and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as wewe can. Don't only use those wewe have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN au other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN wewe can "appear offline" so if wewe carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because wewe keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until wewe are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, au even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi au hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are wewe and where do wewe live?" even if wewe know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', au make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, au say something like 'girl' au 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your space bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. au better yet, use spaces when wewe tell them your space bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when wewe post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and wewe can be zaidi positive kwa saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell wewe to stop, act like wewe have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' au user wewe know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, au your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single songesha that wewe make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page au group titled your name. Invite everyone wewe do au do not know to join.
43. barua pepe really annoying forwards to everyone, au make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the inayofuata sekunde if wewe don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to barua pepe wewe ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky nyara Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks wewe what wewe mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If wewe are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing bila mpangilio letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the swali mark (i.e. Could my siku get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) wewe will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the maoni with bila mpangilio information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, maoni on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" au something along those lines. wewe can also post maoni asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" au ":P" with no rhyme au reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" au "I sent wewe a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the barua pepe does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person wewe are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what wewe are trying to say. If they ask wewe how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a foramu and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as wewe can. Don't only use those wewe have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN au other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN wewe can "appear offline" so if wewe carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because wewe keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until wewe are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, au even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi au hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are wewe and where do wewe live?" even if wewe know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', au make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, au say something like 'girl' au 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your space bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. au better yet, use spaces when wewe tell them your space bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when wewe post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and wewe can be zaidi positive kwa saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell wewe to stop, act like wewe have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' au user wewe know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, au your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single songesha that wewe make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page au group titled your name. Invite everyone wewe do au do not know to join.
43. barua pepe really annoying forwards to everyone, au make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the inayofuata sekunde if wewe don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to barua pepe wewe ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
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