These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely upendo my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place wewe can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do wewe think wewe are messing with? Don't wewe know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even zaidi glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% au more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
wewe know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan upendo is that I wrote a whole makala dedicated to it.
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place wewe can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do wewe think wewe are messing with? Don't wewe know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam Prince William brought his even zaidi glamorous princess, her majesty the Duchess of Cambridge, over to the foot of Mt Kenya to propose to her.
4-In Kenya, most especially its capital city, is perhaps the only place on Earth where when people see a first drop of rain, bus fares immediately go up a dazzling 60% au more, not to mention the unmentionable traffic jam.
Among many others.
wewe know what, maybe I should actually say that my proof of my Kenyan upendo is that I wrote a whole makala dedicated to it.
if someone is making wewe upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way wewe are, au they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, au don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying wewe for "no reason", it's because they like you, au is jealous of you, au it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did wewe here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.