bila mpangilio Article: 5 Girls I Wish I Looked Like.

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posted by energizerbunny

5. Avril Lavigne

Not a shabiki but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a shabiki but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!

Some people are just lucky I guess. <33

deathding, RandyT321 and 1 other like this

darkkhorn19 Really? If you don't feel comfortable in your skin, there is surgery that can correct that for you, but'll run your butt an ass-load. I love how that M[u]a[/u]gan Fox's picture is an Iphone wallpaper.

energizerbunny ^I'm way too young for plastic surgery & couldn't afford it anyway. I'd probably get there and chicken out anyway because deep down I'm not sure I wanna change myself. I guess I just wish I was born looking like this.

Thrillie-jean If you wanna be skinny,here's what you do. You might not be a fan,but try dancing like michael jackson.they said he lost 8 pounds a show and that its not medically possible.its what i do too,im as slim as he was in 1988,so i can eat anything and still be the same:) and,you should like what you look like coz God makes no mistakes.i look like MJ,i share his name and i love it.you should too..im sure you dont look bad.

The Crawlspace - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up kwa itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind wewe once wewe get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a sekunde thought,it wasn't until the fifth mwaka that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months zamani i was nyumbani alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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bila mpangilio Club in the Hunger Games! #3

posted by wantadog

Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As wewe have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose wewe can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.

BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....

This is XD

added by blackpanther666

Source: Google picha

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

Megara - Screencaps

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Source: disneyscreencaps.com

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My Lame Opinion On Shovel Knight.

posted by deathding

There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm zaidi of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the maarufu website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays wewe had to do in a week...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Plague Knight V.S. Treasure Knight! (Fan-Made)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as wewe can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...

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Cipto Junaedy

posted by dayoo

Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...

tose proeski

posted by macedoialveu

Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the maarufu children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public muziki performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage muziki festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....

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Blondlionezel's juu 5 Male Villains

posted by BlondLionEzel

#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built kwa Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity kwa destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who aliiba the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...

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Blondlionezel Reviews: Big Hero 6

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to jiunge Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's Marafiki GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies kwa sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....

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Some bila mpangilio story I made.

posted by deathding

Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my moyo with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made kwa a god that lived in...

All About That bass, besi Parody (Noob Procrastination)

posted by purrloinedlove

Yeah wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, taka in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Oceania countries Hetalia

posted by Danndy

Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Marafiki - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her bila mpangilio symbol - †

Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Marafiki - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her bila mpangilio symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Marafiki - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her bila mpangilio Symbol - ♣

NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Marafiki - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His bila mpangilio Symbol - ‡

Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know zaidi than wewe all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Marafiki - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her bila mpangilio sister - ♥

I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye

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10 Anti Jokes

posted by -SkySplitter-

Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a mole have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A bata walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The bata doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...

song parody makala contest

posted by nikkibellafan02

hujambo everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass, besi kwa Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a shabiki club about u and make the makala their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then kwa all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. au U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and juu me.

All About bass, besi SPOOF contest

posted by TheNyackers

hujambo everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes wewe all know that sing All About bass, besi we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About bass, besi spoof au parody makala will get to decide what our inayofuata makala should be about and we will make a shabiki club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and wewe can't use your makala to diss au make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to ripoti wewe than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our makala

But feel free to share...

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How to Tell When wewe Should Clean Your House

posted by staankerdaskunk

1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. wewe can stuff a mto with the panya fur, manyoya on the kitanda alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. wewe don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)

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The Story of my Life- The Most Truest Story EVER

posted by LonkFromPenns-

This is a true story. If anyone tells wewe it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...

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Why mbwa are taken to shelters.

posted by ITF

There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...