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posted by azkaban
It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] au [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky au at the juu of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a report? We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.

At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,
look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If wewe are UP to it, wewe might try building UP a orodha of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if wewe don't give UP, wewe may wind UP with a hundred au more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap, upangaji pamoja it UP, for now....my time is UP!

Oh....one zaidi thing:
What is the first thing wewe do in the morning & the last thing wewe do at night?

U
P !




Did that one crack wewe UP?


Now
I'll shut UP.
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 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes wewe look illiterate and lazy. If wewe want people to have time in their lives to read something wewe posted, wewe don't do something wewe know wewe would hate. To...
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1. When wewe get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend wewe are deaf. 

4. If he asks if wewe knew how fast wewe were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if wewe can see his gun. 

6. When he says wewe aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him kwa his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A moto Extinguisher au Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in upendo with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do wewe mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like wewe like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell wewe later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why wewe don't like me! Boy: Do wewe really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...
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Just copy it, futa my responses and add your own. Post the results in the maoni if wewe like. Yeah I know this should be an answer but it wouldn't fit there. Yes, I'm also aware that mine sounds kind of lame.


Write Down Ten bila mpangilio Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to chajio, chakula cha jioni at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
You need to stay at a friend's house for...
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