1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.
2# stand inayofuata to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't wewe even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, wewe need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Marafiki then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks wewe to type in and tafuta for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the kitanda and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make wewe stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep kwa her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after wewe hear something like a break up au secret au gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn au some back up lights on when wewe do that! then as wewe walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that wewe wonder why wewe have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
2# stand inayofuata to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't wewe even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, wewe need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.
3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Marafiki then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.
4# If your on a computer and she asks wewe to type in and tafuta for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".
5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the kitanda and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
6# yell "mom shes hitting me!" when she says that she didn't and your mom hasn't come yet, yell mom she has a gun!" when she trys to make wewe stop yell mom! she killed some one in a drive by!
7#just go beep, beep beep beep kwa her ear.
8# listen in on her call then after wewe hear something like a break up au secret au gossip go "oh no she didn't!"
9# ram into her then go, "ugh, put a horn au some back up lights on when wewe do that! then as wewe walk away mumble "when someones as fat as that wewe wonder why wewe have to tell them!"
#10 (this ones for a boy) put on the same dress as her than before she gets out the door go "ok, were all ready to go!, oh, no, looks like your gonna have to change. so embarissing!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the moyo of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the moto of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached kwa the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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