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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Example: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their kasha pokezi with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start imba a Sorting Hat song at bila mpangilio moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their Marafiki Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address wewe as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if wewe aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places kwa Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture wewe come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every siku life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks wewe where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend wewe can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences kwa saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a bila mpangilio Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to bila mpangilio people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to jiunge S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to bila mpangilio passerby.

37. ripoti Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that wewe were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when wewe know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a ukuta over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When wewe receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time wewe see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells wewe you'll go to hell for kusoma Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that wewe can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; au d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the sinema is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime wewe open a door.

51. Sort every person wewe meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while uigizaji out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to jiunge in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, au when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) zaidi days!" in the middle of every conversation wewe have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help wewe study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to wanyama and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize wewe can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, au Knuts.

60. Run up to bila mpangilio men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew wewe were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that wewe possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls wewe encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your ufagio to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three sinema with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber bata is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help wewe look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask wewe about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every mwaka - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that wewe have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If wewe go to a train station with them, loudly ask bila mpangilio people if they know where wewe can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that wewe missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and wewe need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your inayofuata sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that wewe dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. songesha the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the ukuta between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if wewe need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that wewe could borrow?

105.At bila mpangilio moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that wewe must be immediately to St. Mungos for wewe had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks wewe why say it's because wewe can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first siku of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught kwa Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station au cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly kanuni, cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to alisema person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. songesha the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going kwa Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at bila mpangilio moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that wewe don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to bila mpangilio people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut wewe off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives wewe something to look mbele to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fur, manyoya ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fur, manyoya our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Marafiki to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll futa it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 au OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she alisema no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if wewe upendo anime and Twilight,
then wewe are going to upendo this!

-They are making an anime series of the saga!

zaidi and zaidi the rumor of an anime Twilight onyesha is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!

Sent in kwa (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor mwepesi, teleka Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 drake kengele Our upendo
9 Selena Gomez A mwaka Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 drake kengele Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 drake kengele I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor mwepesi, teleka upendo Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 drake kengele I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, wewe kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no zabibu, zabibu kavu Bran
Well, don't wewe know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of chakula wewe hate ooh
You won't get no kitindamlo 'till wewe clean off your plate
So eat it, don't wewe tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some zaidi chicken, have some zaidi pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled au fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your inayopendelewa spot, hoping to post some video and pictures, answer maswali and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an makala au two. wewe get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting majibu such as "you suck for liking this" au "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sekunde siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, four suburban trucks, mti moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth siku of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists au pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. kwa the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a kuoga to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the kuoga feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew chajio, chakula cha jioni was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for chajio, chakula cha jioni too. She was...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I upendo it!)
All I do is just believe in the moyo of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one zaidi time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' zaidi to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be zaidi to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And upinde wa mvua Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. au least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two au Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....
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