Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like wewe just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the chakula in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a swali nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask people if they’ve seen your head
Ask stupid questions.
Ask the person in front of wewe to marry you.
Ask why
At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
Attract lightning
Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
Baby oil the floor
Backstroke your way to class
Bake the world’s biggest doughnut hole
Balance a pencil on your nose
Balance a mto on your head
Balance your checkbook
Bark at people in the grocery store
Bark at your dog
Bark at your parents
Be a leaf and leave
Be a loan shark
Be a lone shark
Be a monk...for a siku
Be a no-name
Be a non-being
Be a REALLY cautious driver
Be a side affect.
Be a smart blonde
Be a spy
Be a square root.
Be a superstar
Be amazing
Be blue
Be blunt
Be Buddha
Be cherubic.
Be cold
Be cute
Be envious
Be halfway
Be hot
Be immobile
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Be jealous
Be lazy
Be legendary
Be lord of the flies
Be negative
Be nervous
Be neutral
Be one of those people that yell “SHH!” (Even though they ADD to the noise)
Be positive
Be really annoying to everybody
Be sharp
Be smart
Be somebody else
Be someone special
Be stupid for a day
Be thankful for clocks
Be unique, just like everyone else
Beam yourself up
Become a band nerd
Become a go-to kinda man
Become a hermit on your front lawn (works best if wewe live on a main road!)
Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera
Become a party animal
Become a tic-tac addict
Become an expert on something nobody cares about
Befriend flies
Behold the truth
Bite every other nail
Bite your pinkie
Blast hip-hop muziki through town
Blink a lot
Blow bubbles
Blow bubbles with bubble gum
Blow on a bia bottle
Blow on a blade of nyasi
Blow spit bubbles
Blow up a balloon until it pops
Boil ice cream
Boldly go where no man has gone before
Bother a sibling, profusely
Bounce a potato
Braid your dog's hair
Break into a friend's house and clean it
Break some rules
Bring a Furby to school
Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new mbwa
Bronze your sister
Brush your teeth
Buff your cat
Build a house out of toothpicks
Build a house with ice cubes
Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
Build a pyramid
Build a mti house in the middle of a field
Burp the Happy Birthday song
Bury your father’s car
Buy something from an infomercial
Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal.
Call toll free numbers and make Marafiki with the operators
Call yourself an Indian giver
Calmly have a nervous breakdown
Can wewe out-shame these people?
Carpet your ceiling
Carry a briefcase, mkoba with wewe and offer people phony legal advice
Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
Carve your boyfriend\girlfriend\crushes’ initials in a marshmallow
Catch a cold
Catch a falling nyota
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel
Change your hand uandishi style
Change your mind
Change your name...daily
Chase your friend au family member around the sofa
Check out the weather forecast for other parts of the world.
Check under chairs for chewing gum
Check your barua pepe from a DOS command prompt
Chew ice
Chew on a lollipop stick
Chew on pen caps
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Chew your lip
Churn some butter.
Claim wewe are late for a tarehe with the white rabbit
Clean and polish your belly button
Clean your room (*gasp*)
Climb the walls
Clone yourself
Collect hotel keys
Complain about your nose hurting
Conceive a brand new language.
Confess to a crime that wewe didn't commit.
Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
Construct a shrine for the Queen of the spud peoples
Construct tiny makeshift parachutes for hamsters
Convert various currencies to other various currencies here
Count all the stars in the sky
Count to a 100,000
Count your teeth with your tongue
Crack your knuckles
Crank up some muziki
Crawl around the room humming the muziki from Mission Impossible.
Create bila mpangilio equations
kuvuka, msalaba your toes
Crumble
Crumple
Crush pop cans with croquet mallets
Cut out picha and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet onyesha
Cut your fingernails/toenails
Dance around your living room naked
Dance 'til wewe drop
Dare to be stupid
siku dream
Debate politics with a pet
Declare April 6th “slap butt day” at your school and actively celebrate it
Declare war
Defend your neighborhood from flesh eating robots
Defy gravity
Develop a complex
Develop a tick
Dial-a-prayer and argue
Discover some cool uses for crates
Discover the answer to the ultimate question....then the swali itself....
Do a cartwheel
Do a good job
Do aerobics...in your head
Do crossword puzzles
Do everything with your other hand today
Do some paperwork
Do the hokey-pokey at 3 am
Do the magician “saw a box trick” with your sister/brother
Donate your brother’s/sister's body to science
Dont ever use punctuation its rather annoying isnt it
Doodle au cartoon
Dot people’s i’s for them
Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
Dress like a pirate
Dress like your inayopendelewa Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Dress up in a cow suit… go to the supermarket
Drink as much prune juisi as wewe can
Drink soda till wewe get wired
Drink straight shots...of water
Drop pebbles down the chimney
Drop something to see if it breaks.
Duct tape a spoon to the ukuta and wait for it to fall
Eat broccoli and pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees
Embarrass yourself
Even the score
Every time wewe say the word definitely, spell it out
Every time wewe write something today, use roman numerals for the numbers.
Exist...existentially of course.
Exorcise a ghost
Experiment with makeup
Eye witness stuff
Factor your social security number
Faint
Fake an accent
Fall asleep
Fidget
Figure out how to get yourself on TV
Find a bug and chase it
Find an address to your inayopendelewa famous person and write them a letter. See if they write wewe back.
Find other people who have your name
Find out your future with a Ouija board
Find pepper and dust and break the world record of sneezes
Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg
Find the heat capacity of your science professor
Find the longest URL wewe possibly can
Find the meaning of life
Find the nearest nowhere and go there
Find typos on websites and barua pepe the webmasters to let them know.
Find your half-life
Flash your mailman
Flip upside-down and check out the Anti-Gravity Room
Flirt with people
Fluff your pillows
Fold everything wewe can
Follow bila mpangilio people
Forget to groom
Form a political party
Form a union
Format all those AOL disks wewe got in the mail...
Gargle
Gesture
Get a song stuck in your head
Get angry with yourself
Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out
Get caught red-handed
Get on the radio
Get run over kwa a train of thought
Get your dog braces
Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like kwa spinning around and looking straight up.
Give names to your body parts
Give your cat a mohawk
Give to charity
Give yourself a new identity
Glue pages of your roommates textbooks together.
Go Amish
Go back to square one
Go dumpster diving
Go dumpster diving and see what wewe can find
Go for a bike ride
Go for a run
Go for a walk
Go insane
Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
Go on bila mpangilio driver’s ed trips
Go duka for a really good book
Go skinny-dipping
Go squirrel watching
Go swimming
Go through the dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
Go to a funeral and tell jokes
Go to a swing dance and do the hokey-pokey
Go to McDonald's and pretend wewe can't speak English
Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
goose, bata bukini people
Grease every door hinge in the house, then yell at people for slamming doors
Grind your teeth
Groan, act confused when people ask if wewe are ok
Hail a cab and walk
Hang out in the bathroom wearing a suit and sell people things
Have a burping contest
Have a carpet picnic
Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
Have a water drinking contest
Have an egg toss
Have people follow wewe with red carpet everywhere
Help an old lady kuvuka, msalaba the street
Hide
Hire people to wait on you
Hit some hay
Hit the deck
Hold amateur wrestling matches at your local gym
Hold an ice cube as long as possible
Hold your breath
Hold your hand
Hop on one foot all day
Hop up and down
Host your own radio onyesha from your laundry room
Hot wax the bottom of your brothers/sisters dress shoes
Hug a stranger then apologize saying wewe thought they were your grandma.
Hunt and peck when wewe type in public places
Ignore anyone who talks to you
Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
Insist everyone calls wewe “Your highness”
Interview a member of the opposite sex
Invent something
jiunge a shabiki club
jiunge the debate team and agree with everyone
Juggle everything wewe can find
Jump up and down
Just hop up
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Kiss and make up with yourself
Kiss your elbow, if wewe can.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Knit a sweater
Laugh at things that are not funny
Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
Learn a new word in the dictionary
Learn insulting words in other languages
Learn bila mpangilio facts and share them with people
Learn to let go
Learn to peel a banana, ndizi with your feet
Learn to play the kazoo
Learn to read Sanskrit
Learn to square dance
Learn to surf
Learn to throw your voice
Learn to type...with your toes
Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps modem sounds
Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
Lick your hand and see the spit evaporate.
Lick your lips
Listen to a type of muziki that wewe don't normally listen to
Listen to really hard muziki and head bang
Load as many programs on your PC as wewe can in an attempt to crash your system
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, and study the after image.
Look on a soda bottle au cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.
Lounge around the house in prom attire
Make a krisimasi wish orodha in July
Make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
Make a orodha of things to do when bored.
Make a orodha of things wewe want
Make a rubber band ball
Make a sundial
Make a trash can a mpira wa kikapu hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
Make oatmeal in the bathtub
Make shoelaces out of noodles
Make sock puppets
Make sound effects for stuff
Make up a new language
Make up code names for wewe and some friends
Make up crazy facts about things and tell them to other people like wewe are very smart.
Make up famous sayings
Make up ghost stories
Make up poems au songs about your boredom
Make your feet talk to each other
Make yourself sweat
Mark your territory
Master the art of cherry-stem tongue-tying
Memorize pi (the number)
Mix and match your socks
Mix some odd foods together and eat them
n the front lawn
Never say never I never will again
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Open everything
Out of nowhere, au when it is quiet, say loud "When I say heeee-aay, wewe say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"
Over pluck your eyebrows
Paint with your toes
Paint pundamilia, punda milia stripes on your computer
Patch some clothing
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Peel grapes
Phone your local government rep and see if wewe can convince him au her to have lunch with wewe
Pick a bila mpangilio person and worship them
Pick other people’s noses
Pick the fuzz balls off hotel blankets
Pick your nose
Plan a journey
Plant M&M’s
Plaster those free tojo all over your body
Play a tune with keypad numbers on the phone
Play bottle cap, herufi kubwa hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap, herufi kubwa as the puck
Play cards
Play dead
Play dress-up with all the clothes wewe have in your closet
Play bata bata goose
Play Frisbee
Play house with yourself
Play leap frog
Play pick up sticks
Play rock-paper-scissors
Play solitaire
Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messagesListen to a painting
Play tag
Play tiddly winks
Play to lose
Play video games
Play with marbles
Play with some LEGOS
Plead the fifth
Plot revenge against someone.
Plot the overthrow of your local school board
Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
Pour instant concrete in your sister/brother's waterbed
Pour water in your hand, make a sneeze noise, and throw water on the back of person's neck. Act like you're not sorry at all for what they think wewe did. maoni instead on how big that sneeze was au about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
Practice phrasing your majibu in the form of a question, like on Jeopardy.
Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what wewe are doing.
Preach about wearing seatbelts
Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate revving noises in your head as wewe walk along and add a racing commentary as wewe pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Pretend to communicate with your nyumbani planet.
Pretend wewe are God
Pretend wewe are Xena the Warrior Princess
Pretend you're a dog
Procrastinate
Pronounce your Marafiki names backwards
Pull someone else’s pigtails
Purpose marriage to the inayofuata living thing wewe see
Purr
Push your eyes for interesting light show
Put bunny ears on people wewe don't know (the two finger kind wewe know, like a peace sign)
Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up
Put legwarmers on all your furniture
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
Put sunglasses on your pet
Put your krisimasi lights up in April
Put your shoes on the opposite feet
Quiver
Read a book a sentence a day
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
Redecorate your garage
Relive fond memories
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning - Pick a bila mpangilio word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
Respond to everything with “well that’s what wewe think”
Roll down nyasi hills
Roll over
Roll your change
Roll your tongue
Run a Miss Area-code pageant
Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it."
Run around in squares.
Run around your house as fast as wewe can and, count how many times wewe can go without getting tired.
Run for Pope
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
Sandpaper a uyoga
Save your toenail clippings
Say “blink-blink” when wewe blink
Say everything twice
Say everything twice
Say tongue twisters
Scheme
Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
See how long wewe can hold your breath
See how long wewe can sleep
See how long wewe can stay awake
See how many hugs wewe can get in one day
See how many licks it actually takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
See if diamonds really do cut glass
See what's in your neighbor's rubbish/trash - wewe can learn a lot about them this way.
Seek out the Paranormal
Send chills down your spine
Send postcards to yourself
Send your goldfish to obedience school
Set off metal detectors
Set up your krisimasi mti in April
Set your life's ambition to become a slacker
Sew your own clothes
Sharpen a carrot
Shave your head
Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse wewe look confused and point to the person to the left of you.
Shout “shut up, SHUT UP,” and hit your head on a table
onyesha school pride, for a school other than your own
Shuffle cards and cut the deck
Sing even if wewe can't
Sing in the rain
Sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle.
Skip
Skip rope
Slouch
Smell EVERYTHING wewe come across
Smile all siku for a day
Snap your fingers as if suddenly wewe have a bright idea and see if wewe get any
Snicker
Sniffle
Snore
Snort
Speak in acronyms
Spell your name with mustard all over the mitaani, mtaa
Spend a few hours daydreaming that wewe had a billion dollars
Spend hours downloading large files, then futa them, download, delete.....
Spike your dog’s hair
Spike your hair
Spill things
Spin pencils on your fingers
Spit shine your Nikes
Stack furniture
Stand on your head
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around - This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots
Stare into space
Start a club, make everyone who joined pay dues, then call it stupid and quit.
Start a conversation with yourself
Start a diary
Start a wave.
Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
Start something but don’t finish it
State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff - To get any benefit out of this one, wewe have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Stick marshmallows between your buttocks and see how far wewe can walk without dropping them.
Stick your tongue out
Stomp grapes in the bathtub
Stop what you're doing, flick on the radio, get up and dance!
Surf the internet
Swat flies
Swear at yourself
Take a class on self defense
Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at nyumbani and watch tons of sinema
Take an IQ Test
Take money out of the bank and spend it all on yourself
Take pictures of interesting things that wewe see all day.
Take the fifth.
Take your cat to the restroom with you
Take your hamster to the beach, pwani
Take your TV outside
Talk back to the radio
Talk like a pirate
Talk with your hands
*69 Telemarketers and ask them if they want to buy bila mpangilio stuff
Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
Think of nicknames for everyone wewe know.
Think shallow thoughts
Throw a huge party for no reason at all
Throw a sleepover
Throw a nyanya into a fan
Throw marshmallows against the wall
Tie bows in everything
Tie someones shoe's together
Try a sample of every flavor at baskin’ robins but don’t buy anything
Try bird-watching.
Try harder
Try plan B
Try to break a world record
Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
Try to make reservations at McDonalds
Try to Outmaneuver your shadow
Try to play a cassette in your CD player.
Try to put your feet behind your head
Try to stay up for 24 hours
Turn off the lights whenever wewe enter a room
Turn on everything
Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
Turn your TV upside down and watch it
Turn yourself in a for a crime wewe didn’t commit
Unplug everything and rearrange the furniture
Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people wewe can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
Use the word stuff as much as possible
Use your secret mind power - Pick a passing kwa and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag au knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner au later one of your mind commands will come true, so wewe can convince yourself that wewe really have super human powers and waste even zaidi time trying them out.
Vacation at Three-Mile Island
Vacuum your lawn
Volunteer for a charity
Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.
Walk around as a body guard for a siku for one of your friends
Walk around the room begging for spare change.
Walk extra fast all day
Wash behind your ears
Wash your car
Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a ukuta and invite friends.
Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really onyesha 101 Dalmatians.
Watch a foreign film
Watch a nyumbani movie and make fun of yourself as a kid
Watch the dakika hand move
Watch TV, repeat everything alisema in Italian accent - Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, au go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Wear a different Hawaiian print shati everyday for a year
Wear a lampshade on your head
Wear a right shoe that is different than your left shoe and see if people notice
Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna
Wear all your clothes inside out for the day
Wear duct tape
Wear fuzzy bunny slippers to work
Wear no underwear
Wheeze
When wewe buy something ask to get your picture taken with the clerk
When wewe have people over ask them if they ever feel like they are being watched
When wewe smile bite your lip
Whine about everything
Whisper everything
Whistle while wewe work
Wiggle your leg
Wiggle your nose
Wiggle your toes
Wink at everyone
Write a book about your awali life
Write a limerick.
Write a poem
Write a rant letter to your local newspaper.
Write a really long essay
Write a song
Write calligraphy messages to your friends
Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
Write fortune cookie sayings
Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!)
Write graffiti under the rug
Write in a circle
Write letters to bila mpangilio people claiming wewe are their Lost cousin, ask for money
Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear
wewe and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.
Act like wewe just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the chakula in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a swali nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask people if they’ve seen your head
Ask stupid questions.
Ask the person in front of wewe to marry you.
Ask why
At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
Attract lightning
Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
Baby oil the floor
Backstroke your way to class
Bake the world’s biggest doughnut hole
Balance a pencil on your nose
Balance a mto on your head
Balance your checkbook
Bark at people in the grocery store
Bark at your dog
Bark at your parents
Be a leaf and leave
Be a loan shark
Be a lone shark
Be a monk...for a siku
Be a no-name
Be a non-being
Be a REALLY cautious driver
Be a side affect.
Be a smart blonde
Be a spy
Be a square root.
Be a superstar
Be amazing
Be blue
Be blunt
Be Buddha
Be cherubic.
Be cold
Be cute
Be envious
Be halfway
Be hot
Be immobile
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Be jealous
Be lazy
Be legendary
Be lord of the flies
Be negative
Be nervous
Be neutral
Be one of those people that yell “SHH!” (Even though they ADD to the noise)
Be positive
Be really annoying to everybody
Be sharp
Be smart
Be somebody else
Be someone special
Be stupid for a day
Be thankful for clocks
Be unique, just like everyone else
Beam yourself up
Become a band nerd
Become a go-to kinda man
Become a hermit on your front lawn (works best if wewe live on a main road!)
Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera
Become a party animal
Become a tic-tac addict
Become an expert on something nobody cares about
Befriend flies
Behold the truth
Bite every other nail
Bite your pinkie
Blast hip-hop muziki through town
Blink a lot
Blow bubbles
Blow bubbles with bubble gum
Blow on a bia bottle
Blow on a blade of nyasi
Blow spit bubbles
Blow up a balloon until it pops
Boil ice cream
Boldly go where no man has gone before
Bother a sibling, profusely
Bounce a potato
Braid your dog's hair
Break into a friend's house and clean it
Break some rules
Bring a Furby to school
Bring dog treats to the park and meet 25 new mbwa
Bronze your sister
Brush your teeth
Buff your cat
Build a house out of toothpicks
Build a house with ice cubes
Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
Build a pyramid
Build a mti house in the middle of a field
Burp the Happy Birthday song
Bury your father’s car
Buy something from an infomercial
Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal.
Call toll free numbers and make Marafiki with the operators
Call yourself an Indian giver
Calmly have a nervous breakdown
Can wewe out-shame these people?
Carpet your ceiling
Carry a briefcase, mkoba with wewe and offer people phony legal advice
Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
Carve your boyfriend\girlfriend\crushes’ initials in a marshmallow
Catch a cold
Catch a falling nyota
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel
Change your hand uandishi style
Change your mind
Change your name...daily
Chase your friend au family member around the sofa
Check out the weather forecast for other parts of the world.
Check under chairs for chewing gum
Check your barua pepe from a DOS command prompt
Chew ice
Chew on a lollipop stick
Chew on pen caps
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Chew your lip
Churn some butter.
Claim wewe are late for a tarehe with the white rabbit
Clean and polish your belly button
Clean your room (*gasp*)
Climb the walls
Clone yourself
Collect hotel keys
Complain about your nose hurting
Conceive a brand new language.
Confess to a crime that wewe didn't commit.
Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
Construct a shrine for the Queen of the spud peoples
Construct tiny makeshift parachutes for hamsters
Convert various currencies to other various currencies here
Count all the stars in the sky
Count to a 100,000
Count your teeth with your tongue
Crack your knuckles
Crank up some muziki
Crawl around the room humming the muziki from Mission Impossible.
Create bila mpangilio equations
kuvuka, msalaba your toes
Crumble
Crumple
Crush pop cans with croquet mallets
Cut out picha and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet onyesha
Cut your fingernails/toenails
Dance around your living room naked
Dance 'til wewe drop
Dare to be stupid
siku dream
Debate politics with a pet
Declare April 6th “slap butt day” at your school and actively celebrate it
Declare war
Defend your neighborhood from flesh eating robots
Defy gravity
Develop a complex
Develop a tick
Dial-a-prayer and argue
Discover some cool uses for crates
Discover the answer to the ultimate question....then the swali itself....
Do a cartwheel
Do a good job
Do aerobics...in your head
Do crossword puzzles
Do everything with your other hand today
Do some paperwork
Do the hokey-pokey at 3 am
Do the magician “saw a box trick” with your sister/brother
Donate your brother’s/sister's body to science
Dont ever use punctuation its rather annoying isnt it
Doodle au cartoon
Dot people’s i’s for them
Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
Dress like a pirate
Dress like your inayopendelewa Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Dress up in a cow suit… go to the supermarket
Drink as much prune juisi as wewe can
Drink soda till wewe get wired
Drink straight shots...of water
Drop pebbles down the chimney
Drop something to see if it breaks.
Duct tape a spoon to the ukuta and wait for it to fall
Eat broccoli and pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees
Embarrass yourself
Even the score
Every time wewe say the word definitely, spell it out
Every time wewe write something today, use roman numerals for the numbers.
Exist...existentially of course.
Exorcise a ghost
Experiment with makeup
Eye witness stuff
Factor your social security number
Faint
Fake an accent
Fall asleep
Fidget
Figure out how to get yourself on TV
Find a bug and chase it
Find an address to your inayopendelewa famous person and write them a letter. See if they write wewe back.
Find other people who have your name
Find out your future with a Ouija board
Find pepper and dust and break the world record of sneezes
Find some crutches and pretend to have a broken leg
Find the heat capacity of your science professor
Find the longest URL wewe possibly can
Find the meaning of life
Find the nearest nowhere and go there
Find typos on websites and barua pepe the webmasters to let them know.
Find your half-life
Flash your mailman
Flip upside-down and check out the Anti-Gravity Room
Flirt with people
Fluff your pillows
Fold everything wewe can
Follow bila mpangilio people
Forget to groom
Form a political party
Form a union
Format all those AOL disks wewe got in the mail...
Gargle
Gesture
Get a song stuck in your head
Get angry with yourself
Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out
Get caught red-handed
Get on the radio
Get run over kwa a train of thought
Get your dog braces
Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like kwa spinning around and looking straight up.
Give names to your body parts
Give your cat a mohawk
Give to charity
Give yourself a new identity
Glue pages of your roommates textbooks together.
Go Amish
Go back to square one
Go dumpster diving
Go dumpster diving and see what wewe can find
Go for a bike ride
Go for a run
Go for a walk
Go insane
Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
Go on bila mpangilio driver’s ed trips
Go duka for a really good book
Go skinny-dipping
Go squirrel watching
Go swimming
Go through the dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
Go to a funeral and tell jokes
Go to a swing dance and do the hokey-pokey
Go to McDonald's and pretend wewe can't speak English
Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
goose, bata bukini people
Grease every door hinge in the house, then yell at people for slamming doors
Grind your teeth
Groan, act confused when people ask if wewe are ok
Hail a cab and walk
Hang out in the bathroom wearing a suit and sell people things
Have a burping contest
Have a carpet picnic
Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
Have a water drinking contest
Have an egg toss
Have people follow wewe with red carpet everywhere
Help an old lady kuvuka, msalaba the street
Hide
Hire people to wait on you
Hit some hay
Hit the deck
Hold amateur wrestling matches at your local gym
Hold an ice cube as long as possible
Hold your breath
Hold your hand
Hop on one foot all day
Hop up and down
Host your own radio onyesha from your laundry room
Hot wax the bottom of your brothers/sisters dress shoes
Hug a stranger then apologize saying wewe thought they were your grandma.
Hunt and peck when wewe type in public places
Ignore anyone who talks to you
Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
Insist everyone calls wewe “Your highness”
Interview a member of the opposite sex
Invent something
jiunge a shabiki club
jiunge the debate team and agree with everyone
Juggle everything wewe can find
Jump up and down
Just hop up
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Kiss and make up with yourself
Kiss your elbow, if wewe can.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Knit a sweater
Laugh at things that are not funny
Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
Learn a new word in the dictionary
Learn insulting words in other languages
Learn bila mpangilio facts and share them with people
Learn to let go
Learn to peel a banana, ndizi with your feet
Learn to play the kazoo
Learn to read Sanskrit
Learn to square dance
Learn to surf
Learn to throw your voice
Learn to type...with your toes
Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps modem sounds
Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
Lick your hand and see the spit evaporate.
Lick your lips
Listen to a type of muziki that wewe don't normally listen to
Listen to really hard muziki and head bang
Load as many programs on your PC as wewe can in an attempt to crash your system
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, and study the after image.
Look on a soda bottle au cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.
Lounge around the house in prom attire
Make a krisimasi wish orodha in July
Make a deal with the devil, but keep your fingers crossed
Make a orodha of things to do when bored.
Make a orodha of things wewe want
Make a rubber band ball
Make a sundial
Make a trash can a mpira wa kikapu hoop and throw crumpled up paper for baskets
Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
Make oatmeal in the bathtub
Make shoelaces out of noodles
Make sock puppets
Make sound effects for stuff
Make up a new language
Make up code names for wewe and some friends
Make up crazy facts about things and tell them to other people like wewe are very smart.
Make up famous sayings
Make up ghost stories
Make up poems au songs about your boredom
Make your feet talk to each other
Make yourself sweat
Mark your territory
Master the art of cherry-stem tongue-tying
Memorize pi (the number)
Mix and match your socks
Mix some odd foods together and eat them
n the front lawn
Never say never I never will again
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Open everything
Out of nowhere, au when it is quiet, say loud "When I say heeee-aay, wewe say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"
Over pluck your eyebrows
Paint with your toes
Paint pundamilia, punda milia stripes on your computer
Patch some clothing
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Peel grapes
Phone your local government rep and see if wewe can convince him au her to have lunch with wewe
Pick a bila mpangilio person and worship them
Pick other people’s noses
Pick the fuzz balls off hotel blankets
Pick your nose
Plan a journey
Plant M&M’s
Plaster those free tojo all over your body
Play a tune with keypad numbers on the phone
Play bottle cap, herufi kubwa hockey...with pens as the sticks and a bottle cap, herufi kubwa as the puck
Play cards
Play dead
Play dress-up with all the clothes wewe have in your closet
Play bata bata goose
Play Frisbee
Play house with yourself
Play leap frog
Play pick up sticks
Play rock-paper-scissors
Play solitaire
Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messagesListen to a painting
Play tag
Play tiddly winks
Play to lose
Play video games
Play with marbles
Play with some LEGOS
Plead the fifth
Plot revenge against someone.
Plot the overthrow of your local school board
Pop zits and blackheads, clean lint out of belly button, q-tips, and find those hidden treasures of the nose
Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
Pour instant concrete in your sister/brother's waterbed
Pour water in your hand, make a sneeze noise, and throw water on the back of person's neck. Act like you're not sorry at all for what they think wewe did. maoni instead on how big that sneeze was au about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
Practice phrasing your majibu in the form of a question, like on Jeopardy.
Practice your arm pit farting skills (Advanced participants try with your hand cupped on the back of your knee)
Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what wewe are doing.
Preach about wearing seatbelts
Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate revving noises in your head as wewe walk along and add a racing commentary as wewe pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Pretend to communicate with your nyumbani planet.
Pretend wewe are God
Pretend wewe are Xena the Warrior Princess
Pretend you're a dog
Procrastinate
Pronounce your Marafiki names backwards
Pull someone else’s pigtails
Purpose marriage to the inayofuata living thing wewe see
Purr
Push your eyes for interesting light show
Put bunny ears on people wewe don't know (the two finger kind wewe know, like a peace sign)
Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up
Put legwarmers on all your furniture
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
Put sunglasses on your pet
Put your krisimasi lights up in April
Put your shoes on the opposite feet
Quiver
Read a book a sentence a day
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
Redecorate your garage
Relive fond memories
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning - Pick a bila mpangilio word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
Respond to everything with “well that’s what wewe think”
Roll down nyasi hills
Roll over
Roll your change
Roll your tongue
Run a Miss Area-code pageant
Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it."
Run around in squares.
Run around your house as fast as wewe can and, count how many times wewe can go without getting tired.
Run for Pope
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
Sandpaper a uyoga
Save your toenail clippings
Say “blink-blink” when wewe blink
Say everything twice
Say everything twice
Say tongue twisters
Scheme
Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
See how long wewe can hold your breath
See how long wewe can sleep
See how long wewe can stay awake
See how many hugs wewe can get in one day
See how many licks it actually takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
See if diamonds really do cut glass
See what's in your neighbor's rubbish/trash - wewe can learn a lot about them this way.
Seek out the Paranormal
Send chills down your spine
Send postcards to yourself
Send your goldfish to obedience school
Set off metal detectors
Set up your krisimasi mti in April
Set your life's ambition to become a slacker
Sew your own clothes
Sharpen a carrot
Shave your head
Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse wewe look confused and point to the person to the left of you.
Shout “shut up, SHUT UP,” and hit your head on a table
onyesha school pride, for a school other than your own
Shuffle cards and cut the deck
Sing even if wewe can't
Sing in the rain
Sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle.
Skip
Skip rope
Slouch
Smell EVERYTHING wewe come across
Smile all siku for a day
Snap your fingers as if suddenly wewe have a bright idea and see if wewe get any
Snicker
Sniffle
Snore
Snort
Speak in acronyms
Spell your name with mustard all over the mitaani, mtaa
Spend a few hours daydreaming that wewe had a billion dollars
Spend hours downloading large files, then futa them, download, delete.....
Spike your dog’s hair
Spike your hair
Spill things
Spin pencils on your fingers
Spit shine your Nikes
Stack furniture
Stand on your head
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around - This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots
Stare into space
Start a club, make everyone who joined pay dues, then call it stupid and quit.
Start a conversation with yourself
Start a diary
Start a wave.
Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
Start something but don’t finish it
State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff - To get any benefit out of this one, wewe have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Stick marshmallows between your buttocks and see how far wewe can walk without dropping them.
Stick your tongue out
Stomp grapes in the bathtub
Stop what you're doing, flick on the radio, get up and dance!
Surf the internet
Swat flies
Swear at yourself
Take a class on self defense
Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at nyumbani and watch tons of sinema
Take an IQ Test
Take money out of the bank and spend it all on yourself
Take pictures of interesting things that wewe see all day.
Take the fifth.
Take your cat to the restroom with you
Take your hamster to the beach, pwani
Take your TV outside
Talk back to the radio
Talk like a pirate
Talk with your hands
*69 Telemarketers and ask them if they want to buy bila mpangilio stuff
Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
Think of nicknames for everyone wewe know.
Think shallow thoughts
Throw a huge party for no reason at all
Throw a sleepover
Throw a nyanya into a fan
Throw marshmallows against the wall
Tie bows in everything
Tie someones shoe's together
Try a sample of every flavor at baskin’ robins but don’t buy anything
Try bird-watching.
Try harder
Try plan B
Try to break a world record
Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
Try to make reservations at McDonalds
Try to Outmaneuver your shadow
Try to play a cassette in your CD player.
Try to put your feet behind your head
Try to stay up for 24 hours
Turn off the lights whenever wewe enter a room
Turn on everything
Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
Turn your TV upside down and watch it
Turn yourself in a for a crime wewe didn’t commit
Unplug everything and rearrange the furniture
Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people wewe can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
Use the word stuff as much as possible
Use your secret mind power - Pick a passing kwa and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag au knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner au later one of your mind commands will come true, so wewe can convince yourself that wewe really have super human powers and waste even zaidi time trying them out.
Vacation at Three-Mile Island
Vacuum your lawn
Volunteer for a charity
Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.
Walk around as a body guard for a siku for one of your friends
Walk around the room begging for spare change.
Walk extra fast all day
Wash behind your ears
Wash your car
Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a ukuta and invite friends.
Watch 101 Dalmatians and see if they really onyesha 101 Dalmatians.
Watch a foreign film
Watch a nyumbani movie and make fun of yourself as a kid
Watch the dakika hand move
Watch TV, repeat everything alisema in Italian accent - Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, au go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Wear a different Hawaiian print shati everyday for a year
Wear a lampshade on your head
Wear a right shoe that is different than your left shoe and see if people notice
Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna
Wear all your clothes inside out for the day
Wear duct tape
Wear fuzzy bunny slippers to work
Wear no underwear
Wheeze
When wewe buy something ask to get your picture taken with the clerk
When wewe have people over ask them if they ever feel like they are being watched
When wewe smile bite your lip
Whine about everything
Whisper everything
Whistle while wewe work
Wiggle your leg
Wiggle your nose
Wiggle your toes
Wink at everyone
Write a book about your awali life
Write a limerick.
Write a poem
Write a rant letter to your local newspaper.
Write a really long essay
Write a song
Write calligraphy messages to your friends
Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
Write fortune cookie sayings
Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!)
Write graffiti under the rug
Write in a circle
Write letters to bila mpangilio people claiming wewe are their Lost cousin, ask for money
Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear
wewe and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.
