Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .
If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers wewe assistance, and they don't work there, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, wewe might live in Michigan ..
If wewe have worn shorts and a kanzu, koti at the same time, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, wewe might live in Michigan .
If wewe have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, wewe might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - wewe know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. wewe measure distance in hours.
3. wewe know several people who have hit a deer zaidi than once.
4. wewe often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. wewe can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. wewe see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. wewe install security lights on your house and karakana and leave both unlocked.
8. wewe carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. wewe ubunifu your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. wewe know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. wewe can identify a southern au eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer inayofuata to your blue spruce.
14. wewe were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to wewe means Ohio .
16. A brat is something wewe eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. wewe go out to a samaki fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. wewe have zaidi miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. wewe find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. wewe drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells wewe to drink Vernors and wewe know it's not medicine.
24. wewe can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. wewe know what a Yooper is.
26. wewe think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. wewe know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. wewe know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. wewe understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of wewe that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), wewe have no idea how true these are.
If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .
If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers wewe assistance, and they don't work there, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, wewe might live in Michigan ..
If wewe have worn shorts and a kanzu, koti at the same time, wewe might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, wewe might live in Michigan .
If wewe have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, wewe might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - wewe know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. wewe measure distance in hours.
3. wewe know several people who have hit a deer zaidi than once.
4. wewe often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. wewe can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. wewe see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. wewe install security lights on your house and karakana and leave both unlocked.
8. wewe carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. wewe ubunifu your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. wewe know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. wewe can identify a southern au eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer inayofuata to your blue spruce.
14. wewe were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to wewe means Ohio .
16. A brat is something wewe eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. wewe go out to a samaki fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. wewe have zaidi miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. wewe find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. wewe drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells wewe to drink Vernors and wewe know it's not medicine.
24. wewe can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. wewe know what a Yooper is.
26. wewe think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. wewe know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. wewe know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. wewe understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of wewe that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), wewe have no idea how true these are.