This bata walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bata leaves.
The inayofuata day, the bata returns and asks, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bata leaves.
The siku after that, the bata walks in the store again and asks "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told wewe no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if wewe come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The bata left, and returned the inayofuata day. This time he asked, "Do wewe have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the bata said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, wewe idiot! You'll burn up!" alisema the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, wewe know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a sekunde hearse which
was followed kwa a man walking solemnly along, followed kwa a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the sekunde hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," alisema Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the sekunde hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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The inayofuata day, the bata returns and asks, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bata leaves.
The siku after that, the bata walks in the store again and asks "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told wewe no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if wewe come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The bata left, and returned the inayofuata day. This time he asked, "Do wewe have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the bata said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, wewe idiot! You'll burn up!" alisema the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, wewe know. We're going at night!"
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The inayofuata morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a sekunde hearse which
was followed kwa a man walking solemnly along, followed kwa a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the sekunde hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," alisema Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the sekunde hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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