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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have wewe begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have wewe crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do wewe feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes wewe freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to wewe too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the krisimasi gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam alisema as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A dolphin necklace!!!!My mom would upendo this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that mkufu even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake upendo notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near wewe falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the juu of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS au If wewe find a shati store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the chakula court and go to a fast chakula place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meza, jedwali imba elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as wewe can "I upendo THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT siku AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until wewe see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this makala to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, wewe did it. wewe FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach wewe exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to songesha house.

If your friend gets bitten kwa a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better salama than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the kofia #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the maua, ua girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure wewe disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call wewe repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure wewe set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chokoleti fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid songesha kwa getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.