1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone
3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"
13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know
20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone
3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"
13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know
20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)
I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D