Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the moyo of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the moto of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached kwa the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper au self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming au seem polite. au he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, au worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear zaidi of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? au simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a dakika then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Marafiki au anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End