My sekunde Hetalia makala since all of wewe who ametoa maoni on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope wewe like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome wewe are

4. Run up to bila mpangilio people and insist they marry wewe in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a bila mpangilio time switch to uigizaji like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at bila mpangilio inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to wewe au touches wewe scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At bila mpangilio times talk to a space of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When wewe go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some bila mpangilio person to onyesha wewe the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and wewe know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they swali you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells wewe to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a nyanya with wewe in public and take bites out of it at bila mpangilio times.

20. When someone bothers wewe while you're eating tell them wewe curse them with england's bad chakula spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses wewe off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever wewe walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake au real with wewe and talk about how wonderful Cats are and how wewe want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask bila mpangilio people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with wewe everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When wewe see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much wewe upendo tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask bila mpangilio people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a bila mpangilio person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, au an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the Hetalia character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that Hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell bila mpangilio people about how wewe upendo (insert country here)

41. If wewe see a bila mpangilio person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if wewe get an answer, ask maswali like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on inaonyesha bila mpangilio people your Hetalia picture collection on wewe phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when wewe go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a kinanda app and use it at bila mpangilio times

47. Start imba hattafutte parade

48. Sing Hetalia songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your inayopendelewa character