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posted by anime7reality
Advice: So... I hope that wewe are not eating au wewe just ate because wewe are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my dawati and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates alisema that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came inayofuata to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It smelt like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell wewe that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...


I think that wewe will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke au the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)



P.S. Sorry if I alisema something wrong... Hope u like it...?
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machungwa, chungwa kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
machungwa, chungwa kitten: mommy can wewe dance *does the salsa with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 siku later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some bila mpangilio dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL wewe ARE WEIRD
some bila mpangilio dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one saa later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!
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One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she alisema it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she alisema are wewe on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate alisema yes i am kwa the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 dakika latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. hujambo i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh alisema the voise wewe are so cute when wewe freack out, REALLY WHO...
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