bila mpangilio Article: Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 7)

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posted by adaug

They ran to the mti house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask wewe a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last wewe the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The inayofuata day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana aliiba it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Marafiki and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time wewe read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though wewe may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't upendo you, my love.

I loved wewe with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Transformers 4 Dinobots

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My juu 15 LEAST inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri

posted by KataraLover

These are my juu 15 LEAST inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri and just like with my juu 15 inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri orodha I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell wewe how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to onyesha that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a orodha like this pretty much just alisema they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my orodha and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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Pedobear iPod karatasi la kupamba ukuta XD

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Higurashi nukuu

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing zaidi than the the people who wewe spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions wewe speak of are only Marafiki during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that wewe "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that wewe haven't received enough chokoleti sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every swali with another question. As soon as one of wewe says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male watu mashuhuri (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub chemsha bongo the other siku I Lost kwa one point. The swali was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other maswali was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing duka that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why wewe are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go nyumbani and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted kwa aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late wewe are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me mbele to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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Kahoot muziki for 10 hours

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My juu 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these makala lately so I kind of wanted to jiunge the party. Off of the juu of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my juu 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 picha so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also upendo her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry au start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right au wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This onyesha sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic onyesha expect me to call THAT music? That whole song au whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that onyesha is songesha around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell wewe that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...