Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give zaidi than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving zaidi than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants wewe to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help wewe answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far punda kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get wewe close, and Attitude will get wewe there, it's the Bullshit and punda Kissing that will put wewe over the top.
- some big organization
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give zaidi than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving zaidi than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants wewe to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help wewe answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far punda kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get wewe close, and Attitude will get wewe there, it's the Bullshit and punda Kissing that will put wewe over the top.
- some big organization
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.