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A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly alisema to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match wewe either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are wewe the child of your father au of your mother? I would like to know zaidi about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored au embarrassed kwa your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But let me ask wewe a swali first, and then I will give wewe my answer.' At that, the novice clapped his hands and asked, 'Please tell me which of my hands made the sound? The right one, au the left one?'
"'The sound came from both, neither from the right one alone nor the left alone,' answered the master.
"'Exactly. My reply to your swali is the same. I come from both of my parents. I am neither the child of my father, nor of my mother alone. And as for my looks, wewe should ask my parents.'
"The master was much impressed. 'Splendid! Your answer is most reasonable,' and he treated the novice very well."
At one time,many gedō and madō heretics gathered and talked about the Buddha, saying, 'What the Buddha does is most hateful. We should ask him a swali which he cannot answer and in this way ridicule his teachings.'
"A clever heretic among them agreed, 'A good idea. Leave it to me.' He took a small bird in his hand and went to see the Buddha. Holding out the bird, he asked the Buddha, 'Is this bird alive au dead? If wewe make a mistake, wewe will have a difficult problem.'
"Ignoring the question, the Buddha looked at the bird carefully and simply walked to the gateway, stepped overthe threshold, and asked the heretic, 'Am I going in au out? Answer me when wewe have thought about it carefully. If wewe make a mistake, great misfortune will befall you.' The clever hereticcould not answer and immediately ran away.
"In the case of the bird, if the Buddha answered it was alive,the heretic would have squeezed it to death in his hand, and shown him the dead bird. And if the Buddha alisema it was dead, then he would have shown him the live bird. It was a clever trick, but with his superior knowledge of the three ages of past, present and future the Buddha was not going to be beaten kwa the heretic, no matter how clever he was. If the heretic had answered that the Buddha was going out, then he would have put both his feet inside the threshold and asked the heretic, 'Am I going out?' And if the heretic answered the Buddha was going in, then stepping out of the threshold, he would have asked, 'Am I coming in?' The heretic who ran away was no fool as he had seen the Buddha's intention.
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time wewe throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, wewe JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black panther conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when wewe drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint duka Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
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Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when wewe add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use inayofuata time.

 au wewe can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or wewe can...
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