User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!
Cleverbot: wewe are a computer, how can wewe upendo a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure wewe are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have wewe seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three mwaka old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute inayopendelewa piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have wewe seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: wewe sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive wewe are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But wewe have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are wewe an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can wewe travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think wewe can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if wewe are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!
Cleverbot: wewe are a computer, how can wewe upendo a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure wewe are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have wewe seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three mwaka old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute inayopendelewa piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have wewe seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: wewe sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive wewe are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But wewe have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are wewe an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can wewe travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think wewe can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if wewe are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the kobe, kasa Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change: